Posted: 06 Mar 2009 08:01 AM CST
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says,
"What's the first thing you see when you look at me?"
The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no ears."
The interviewer says, "That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here again."
The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no ears."
The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he'll never get a job with his company.
As the second guy is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, "Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing."
"Okay," said man #3 on his way into the office.
Once inside he is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you look at me."
The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear contacts."
The interviewer was flabbergasted, "How on earth did you know that, son?"
The applicant answered, "What? Are you stupid? You can't wear glasses, you've got no ears!"
Posted: 06 Mar 2009 08:00 AM CST
TGIF! Remember you have to fight through the pain sometimes before you really get to enjoy your weekend!
Posted: 06 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CST
Karina Jelinek is a model and that is all I really know about her so I will make some stuff up to make her seem more than a fantastic body and a great ass. Karina was born in a foreign land ending in a NIA of some sort. She never had money for things as she hit hr late teens and always felt she was missing out on something. At 19 she made a thong out of a dish towel in a small four table eatery she worked in to earn money to travel to the big city….whatever big city was near her Nia land. A visiting customer from Brazil had just purchased new thongs before her travels and left one as a tip for Karina….the rest is history. Se went on to show off that thong for locals and tourist alike before being discovered. Since that time her thong covered assets have graced the pages of some of the biggest magazines in the world.
Posted: 06 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CST
The images are a combination of photography and impressive graphic design work. They were carried out by an Italian photography group known as LSD. My favorite is the snake on ice toward the bottom….which one to you thinks tops this group?
Posted: 06 Mar 2009 07:15 AM CST
Who is ready to get freaky this weekend???
Posted: 06 Mar 2009 07:08 AM CST
Posted: 05 Mar 2009 08:09 AM CST
Thursday night is the unofficial start of the weekend and the best day of the week for that random hook up. Think about the opportunity that you find in bars around the world on a Thursday. After work happy hour kicks off full steam at 5PM, college girls are ready to drink their bad week away, and you know plenty of women are looking to do something….or more importantly someone…they will regret on Friday morning. Why can’t you be that regret? These ladies all seem like they would be ready to get regretful so make a mental note of the type and thank me on Friday.
Posted: 05 Mar 2009 08:00 AM CST
Patrick Brown is an Australian graphic artist that creates very impressive work depicting everything from video games, to movies, to pop culture. These are only a few of his impressive work so b sure to check out his page for high quality examples.
Posted: 05 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CST
Even Storm Troopers can get beer goggles after too much of the good stuff.
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