Posted: 20 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT
Remember you bring the nice girl home to met the parents, but you video tape the wild girl doing naughty things and cherish it for a lifetime. I am pretty sure that is an ancient proverb or verse from the Bible. Now I haven’t read the Bible since I was forced to in school to get a grade, but I think that naughty girls that enjoy wild romps in bed was there someplace. Something like Thou are to beddeth the untamed whorish one and whilst thou is lying with them shall etch thy image. Roughly translated that is make some home movies!
Posted: 20 Mar 2009 07:38 AM CDT
The 2009 Sony Photography Awards will take place next month and on talented photographer will take the the L'Iris D’Or. The award recognizes the photographer o the year and one of these images might possibly take home the prize. Twelve different categories that cover everything from landscape to current affairs create one of the most impressive collection of photos in the world For more details on the Sony Photography Award you can check out their website.
Posted: 20 Mar 2009 07:15 AM CDT
Remember that children are our future and we must teach them wisely. These ladies are showing all the young ladies the future earning potential they have from dressing whorishly and dancing for men. The young men are learning that they will throw singles away like water if a hot whorish girl will shake her ass for him. This is how we keep the strip club industry going strong for the next generation!
Posted: 20 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT
I don’t know who Sabrina is, but I am happy that FHM Portugal devoted some very lovely pages to her. She is one of the hottest women I have seen being wrapped in wire since Paris Hilton. Anyone have some details on this sex lady?
Posted: 20 Mar 2009 06:45 AM CDT
Posted: 20 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CDT
Seems that, after all these years, the romance and love just wasn't what it used to be for John and Jane. In an attempt to salvage their thirty years of marriage, Jane convinces her husband to see a marriage counselor with her.
The counselor asks first asks Jane what she feels the problem is, and before he can even finish his sentence she goes into a tirade listing every single problem the couple has ever had - even before things went south. She goes on and on for nearly an hour, and finishes in tears.
Finally, the counselor gets up from his couch, walks over to Jane, embraces her and begins to kiss her passionately. The woman quiets down, immediately, and sits there in a daze.
The counselor then turns to the John and says, "Your wife needs this at least three times a week. For the sake of your marriage, can you can do this?" The husband ponders this question for a moment, and confidently replies, "I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays… but on Fridays, I play golf."
Posted: 19 Mar 2009 02:21 PM CDT
Emmy Rossum showing off for Details (Camel Tap)
A very Bottyful cheerleader gallery (Uncoached)
Rihanna showing off some fine legs (Celebrity Odor)
Erin loves showing off for free (Hottest Girls of MySpace)
Mary Winstead is only famour for being sexy…cool with us (Holy Taco)
Naughty St. Patrick’s Day memories (COED)
Kate Moss just falls out all over the place (Taxi Driver Movie)
Spring Break hotties overload (College Humor)
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester work their tongues (Celebridiot)
Alessandra Ambrosio classic….The Playboy Bunny (The Grumpiest)
Cheeleaderology Bracket looks like a lot of fun (Extra Mustard)
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