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Funtasticus Links Posted: 09 Mar 2009 09:36 AM PDT Lauren is what college girls should always look like (College Humor) Amber Heard gets naughty for GQ (Camel Tap) Jessica Simpson in Daisy Dukes and looking amazing (Celebridiot) Miss Universe bikini contests is so sexy (NS4W) Sexy celebs with food can get so naughty (Uncoached) MILF Monday: Vanessa Paradis (Holy Taco) Anna Kournikova in leather (Busted Coverage) Hot North Carolina Tarheel Girls (Gunaxin) Pamela Anderson wardrobe malfunction on the catwalk (Taxi Driver Movie) Comprehensive Spring Break Bikini Guide (COED) Sexy Asian Yuki Tan (Gorilla Mask)

Monday Morning Memories Posted: 09 Mar 2009 06:00 AM PDT Who else has some weekend memories like these?  Tim?  Fish?  Where all the freaks at?

Rosario Dawson is sexy for Complex Posted: 09 Mar 2009 05:56 AM PDT Rosario Dawson is just sexy and Complex magazine just shows you that hotness in some very nice ways.  Rosario dresses up as  naughty dominatrix, a sexy Latina dancer, and a teacher that I never got to have teach me.

Hands in Art Posted: 09 Mar 2009 05:52 AM PDT The human hand can bring joy, comfort, pain, and much more.  The picture illustrate those things and much more.

Daily Cool Pics Posted: 09 Mar 2009 05:49 AM PDT Back to work and get ready to earn some money…if you have a job still!

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 09 Mar 2009 05:45 AM PDT Funny Commercial Party girl falls off a table Party Girl in Bra Falls Off Table - Watch more Funny Videos Amazing Prank Watch Prank War 7: The Half Million Dollar Shot and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

A blonde flying to Chicago Posted: 09 Mar 2009 05:30 AM PDT A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde woman replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to  Chicago and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success convincing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to  Chicago and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss. "I told her first class isn't going to Chicago."

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