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What should I do? Posted: 13 Mar 2009 04:30 AM PDT A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. Taxi He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach his house, the cabbie agrees. They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed - and there his wife lays in bed with another man! Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a gun and puts it to the naked man's head. Just then, his wife yells "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!…" * HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you. * HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains. * HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets. * HE paid for our our lakehouse and boat. * HE paid for your country club membership, and and HE even pays the monthly dues!' Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger, he looks over at the taxi driver and asks "What should I do?" The taxi driver replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."

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America’s Hottest College Girl 2009 - Win $500! Posted: 12 Mar 2009 06:10 AM PDT College Humor is doing their annual Hottest College Girl contests and you can win $500 just by picking the hotties yourself!  Last year Alison took home the prize and luck for us a lot of girls really want some attention.  Submit your bracket and let me know how you did!

Thursday are for kissing Posted: 12 Mar 2009 05:45 AM PDT If you can’t find a girl for yourself you should do the next best thing. Try and convince two other girls with a strong need for attention and daddy issues to make out with each other.  If nothing else you get something for the wank bank.  You can thank me for the advice later.

Daily Cool Pics Posted: 12 Mar 2009 05:45 AM PDT Even highly trained athletes aren’t made t stretch certain parts of their body beyond a point.  She is gonna tear herself a new one!

Mara Darmousli sexy for Greek Esquire Posted: 12 Mar 2009 05:30 AM PDT It appears that even Esquire can make a better international issue than they can in my own back yard of New York.  Mara Darmousli is a sexy Greek model and get this — she is a MILF!  Can things get any better?

Velocity Posted: 12 Mar 2009 05:00 AM PDT You get an object with some velocity going, have it hit into something else, and you have yourself a cool little picture.  You never think that an egg exploding would cause such a destructive looking result. I   need to find slow motion high def videos of these shots.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 12 Mar 2009 04:45 AM PDT Messing with the drunk kid is dangerous Prank On Friend Backfires - Watch more Funny Videos Super Toilet can flush anything! Watch Super Toilet Can Flush Anything and more funny videos on CollegeHumor Casual Fridays Rule More funny videos like the “Runawaybox: Casual Fridays Sketch” at Heavy.com

Tough to be an idiot Posted: 12 Mar 2009 04:30 AM PDT A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table. The professor tells the class "In Veterinary Medicine, there are two qualities you must possess as a doctor - the first of which is a strong stomach. You cannot, under any circumstance, be disgusted by anything involving an animal's body."Cow For example, the Professor pulls back the sheet and sticks his finger right up the dead cow's butt, pulls out his finger and sticks it in his mouth. The students just standthere, paralyzed at what they see. "Now, go ahead and do the same thing, each of you," the professor says. Freaked out, the students take several minutes but eventually take turns sticking their fingers up into the anal cavity of the dead cow, and then sucking on them. Once everyone is finished, the Professor continues on with his lesson… "Now, the second important quality you must possess is a keen observation. You see, I stuck in my middle finger up the cow's butt, and I sucked on my index finger… Now, learn to pay attention." The moral: Life's tough, but it's even tougher when you're stupid.

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