Posted: 31 Mar 2009 04:30 AM PDT
Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."
So the that's what Rich did.
The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said Joe.
"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!"
Posted: 30 Mar 2009 05:45 AM PDT
Nothing creates some Monday Memories like a naughty looking blonde with a few Bacardi Breezers because they go down like candy. Girls will be drunk before they even notice they have downed a six pack of the fruity yum yums and that always creates an environment ripe for some memories. As we all know what a girl regrets after the weekend and swears she will never do again becomes somethin gyou tell your buddies on Monday when you try and remember if you used protection. To all those guys and gals I say thank you for this wonderful material.
Posted: 30 Mar 2009 05:30 AM PDT
I am all about enjoying the beauty around us and if I had the money to travel the globe in style I would. However, even if I could I don’t think i would want to get quite this up close and personal with wild animals. Obviously they seem very used to people driving through their habitat and probably giving them food, but how fast would it take any one of these animals to snap you in half? I have a HD television and Planet Earth on Bluray so I am all good.
Posted: 30 Mar 2009 05:15 AM PDT
Posted: 30 Mar 2009 05:00 AM PDT
Dallys Ferreira is a stunning Latina model from Parguay. She has appeared in magazines such as Playboy, Maxim, and Paparazzi Magazine. In 2005 she was the first Playmate from Paraguay making her something of a celebrity back home. Lucky for us that also mans she needs to keep looking sexy and showing some skin.
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