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Thursday is for hooking up Posted: 05 Mar 2009 06:09 AM PST Thursday night is the unofficial start of the weekend and the best day of the week for that random hook up.  Think about the opportunity that you find in bars around the world on a Thursday.  After work happy hour kicks off full steam at 5PM, college girls are ready to drink their bad week away, and you know plenty of women are looking to do something….or more importantly someone…they will regret on Friday morning.  Why can’t you be that regret?    These ladies all seem like they would be ready to get regretful  so make a mental note of the type and thank me on Friday.

Cartoons by Patrick Brown Posted: 05 Mar 2009 06:00 AM PST Patrick Brown is an Australian graphic artist that creates very impressive work depicting everything from video games, to movies, to pop culture.  These are only a few of his impressive work so b sure to check out his page for high quality examples.

Daily Cool Pics Posted: 05 Mar 2009 05:30 AM PST Even Storm Troopers can get beer goggles after too much of the good stuff.

Cindy Taylor fills out her bikini Posted: 05 Mar 2009 05:15 AM PST Stunning blonde fashion model Cindy Taylor is featured in the latest issue of Max Magazine.  The 31 year old model was born in Paraguay and has appeared on numerous magazines and hosted Wild On! after Brooke Burke stepped down in 2002.  She also had a cameo role in the Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson comedy Wedding Crashers.

Daily Funny Vidoes Posted: 05 Mar 2009 04:30 AM PST Accidents Woman Uses Elevator as a Bathroom Woman Uses Elevator as a Bathroom - Watch more Funny Videos Cop Faceplant See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Great headlines Posted: 05 Mar 2009 04:15 AM PST Actual headlines from papers around the country 1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 6. Farmer Bill Dies in House 7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 9. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 10. Eye Drops off Shelf 11. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 12. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe 16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 21. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 23. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 24. War Dims Hope for Peace 25. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 27. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 29. Deer Kill 17,000 30. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 31. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 32. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 33. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 34. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 35. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 36. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 37. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 38. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 39. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 40. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 41. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 42. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 43. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 44. Air Head Fired 45. Steals Clock, Faces Time 46. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 47. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board 48. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 49. Include your Children When Baking Cookies

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