Posted: 12 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT
It appears that even Esquire can make a better international issue than they can in my own back yard of New York. Mara Darmousli is a sexy Greek model and get this — she is a MILF! Can things get any better?
Posted: 12 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT
You get an object with some velocity going, have it hit into something else, and you have yourself a cool little picture. You never think that an egg exploding would cause such a destructive looking result. I need to find slow motion high def videos of these shots.
Posted: 12 Mar 2009 06:45 AM CDT
Posted: 12 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CDT
A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.
The professor tells the class "In Veterinary Medicine, there are two qualities you must possess as a doctor - the first of which is a strong stomach. You cannot, under any circumstance, be disgusted by anything involving an animal's body."Cow
For example, the Professor pulls back the sheet and sticks his finger right up the dead cow's butt, pulls out his finger and sticks it in his mouth. The students just standthere, paralyzed at what they see. "Now, go ahead and do the same thing, each of you," the professor says.
Freaked out, the students take several minutes but eventually take turns sticking their fingers up into the anal cavity of the dead cow, and then sucking on them. Once everyone is finished, the Professor continues on with his lesson… "Now, the second important quality you must possess is a keen observation. You see, I stuck in my middle finger up the cow's butt, and I sucked on my index finger… Now, learn to pay attention."
The moral: Life's tough, but it's even tougher when you're stupid.
Posted: 11 Mar 2009 11:54 AM CDT
Claudia Jordan can be my Apprentice any day (Holy Taco)
Paris Hilton looking very sexy and doable in a skimpy bikini (Celebridiot)
Doutzen Kroes Hot Ass Bikini Pictures (The Grumpiest)
Beyonce looking smoking hot in Confidential (Dirty Rotten)
Natalie Marie keeps MySpace relevant (Hottest Girls of MySpace)
Marlene Favela is one fine Mexican (Uncoached)
Teairra Marie sexy for Blackmen (Camel Tap)
Woman injured by power tool sex toy (Don Chavez)
Dianna Dagota is worth a look (Next Round)
K-Lynn Winter Lingerie Show (Gunaxin)
Can you really have too many college girls kissing (College Humor)
Stripper Pole Punchout (Heavy)
Posted: 11 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT
Today’s selection of Hump Day Hotties brings a nice selection from classy to the kind of girl you wouldn’t bring home to anyone.
Posted: 11 Mar 2009 07:15 AM CDT
I know that some weeks seem longer than other, but for the love of God relax or you are going to explode! Oh yeah does anyone have any roids for this guy? He looks like he needs a little help building muscle on his ears.
Posted: 11 Mar 2009 07:15 AM CDT
Some really cool ads from Absolut, Levi’s, Nike, Pioneer, and Eristoff Vodka. In order to stand out from everyone else you have to get unique so people will stop and look. I think the Pioneer ads kick ass!
Posted: 11 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT
Since the last post I featured Natalia Thanou in was such a hit I felt that she was need again and as luck would have it she took her clothes off for a magazine just in time! This sexy Greek proves yet again that foreign magaiznes are far superior than anything the US puts on news stands.
Posted: 11 Mar 2009 06:45 AM CDT
Bikini girls in slow motion seems fun
Gotta love sneezing pandas
That bridge hates trucks!
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