Friday, November 28, 2008

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Effective Tilt-Shift Photography

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 06:30 AM CST

Tilt-Shift photography is basically the use of of camera movements on small and medium size cameras. In many cases, it refers to tilting the lens relative to the image plane and using a large aperture to achieve a very shallow depth of field. The result is a blurring of parts of the image for de-emphasis purposes and the possible effect of reducing huge objects to miniature models.

Sounds complex, but here are some very nice examples that should explain everything.

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Lust Generating Side-Boobs

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 06:20 AM CST

Nice collection of utterly sexy side-boob shots of models and actresses. What is it about revealing bikinis and g-strings that sometimes makes a girl more desirable than when she is naked? Who cares?

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Daily Cool Pictures

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 06:10 AM CST

A vicar books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk “I hope the porn channel is my room is disabled?” She says “No sir, it’s just regular porn. You sick b*stard.”

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Darwin Awards 2008 - Top Acts of Stupidity

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST

1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

2. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

3. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

4. An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

5. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, puts a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?)

6. A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the bank later put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!"

7. Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape

And the winner is….

When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time, it worked!

Swedish Girls Friday!

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:50 AM CST

This Friday (TGIF!), we are dedicated our hot girls post to all Swedish sexiness. Here are some Swedish chicks showing us that they sure know how to party! Make your Friday last longer by getting drunk later!

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When Female Bodybuilders Grow Old

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:40 AM CST

Not that I think that female body-builders look great when young, but they get even worse when they grow old. Call me chauvinistic, but I just feel that there are some sports that women were not meant to participate and this is one of them.

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:30 AM CST

EXTREME REPORTER BLOOPER - You can almost hear his head ringing after this blooper.





FUTURE DICTATOR IN THE MAKING - You can almost see it happening already with his amazing powers over the people!




COOL CLAYMATION - Some claymation effects

Gravure Idol Anzu Sayuri

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:20 AM CST

Anzu Sayuri is a popular Japanese gravure idol born on 20 September, 1983 and she enjoys listening to music. She also knows both the Japanese and the English language because she studied in Great Britain once.

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Sleeveface

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:10 AM CST

Sleeveface a relatively new artistic term commonly described as “one or more persons or animals obscuring or augmenting any part of their body or bodies with record sleeve(s), causing an illusion.”

This form of art has become a popular photography genre, sweeping across the Internet. Most of them are pretty humorous and creative, which explains its rise to popularity.

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Real Names of 182 Celebrities

Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:00 AM CST

1. Clay Aiken - Clayton Holmes Grissom
2. Akon - Aliuane Badara Thiam
3. Tori Amos - Myra Ellen Amos
4. Trey Anastasio - Ernest Joseph Anastasio III
5. Adam Ant - Stuart Leslie Goddard
6. Marc Anthony - Marco Antonio Muniz
7. Frankie Avalon - Francis Avallone
8. Baby Face - Kenneth Edmonds
9. Erykah Badu - Erica Wright
10. Ginger Baker - Peter Edward Baker
11. Syd Barrett - Roger Keith Barrett
12. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Russell Tyrell Jones
13. Pat Benatar - Patricia Andrejewski
14. Tony Bennett - Anthony Dominick Benedetto
15. Dickey Betts - Forrest Richard Betts
16. Jello Biafra - Eric Reed Boucher
17. Bo Bice - Harold Elwin Bice
18. Marc Bolan - Mark Feld
19. Michael Boltin - Michael Bolotin

20. Jon Bon Jovi - John Francis BonGiovi
21. Bono - Paul David Hewson
22. Sonny Bono - Salvatore Bono
23. David Bowie - David Jones
24. Jackson Browne - Clyde Jackson Browne
25. J.J. Cale - John W. Cale
26. Irene Cara - Irene Escelera
27. Eric Carr - Paul Charles Carravello
28. 50 Cent - Curtis Jackson
29. Ray Charles - Ray Charles Robinson
30. Cher - Cherilyn LaPierre
31. Charlotte Church - Charlotte Reed
32. Gene Clark - Harold Eugene Clark
33. Patsy Cline - Virginia Patterson Hensley
34. Ry Cooder - Ryland Cooder
35. Alice Cooper - Vincent Furnier
36. Elvis Costello - Declan MacManus
37. Peter Criss - George Peter Criscuola
38. Ice Cube - Oshea Jackson
39. Bobby Dall - Robert Harry Kuykendall
40. Bobby Darin - Walden Waldo Robert Cassotto
41. Dimebag Darrell - Darrell Abbott
42. Mac Davis - Morris Davis
43. Taylor Dayne - Leslie Wonderman
44. Mos Def - Dante Terrell Smith
45. John Denver - John Deutschendorf
46. Rick Derringer - Rick Zeringer
47. Buck Dharma - Donald Roeser
48. Snoop Dogg - Calvin Broadus
49. Thomas Dolby - Thomas Robertson
50. Mickey Dolenz - George Michael Braddock
51. Dr. Dre - Andre Young
52. Bob Dylan - Robert Zimmerman
53. Sheena Easton - Sheena Orr
54. Falco - Johann Holzel
55. Fergie - Stacy Anne Ferguson
56. Flavor Flav - William Drayton
57. Flea - Michael Peter Balzary
58. Ace Frehley - Paul Daniel Frehley
59. Kenny G - Kenneth Gorelick
60. Crystal Gayle - Brenda Gail Webb
61. Boy George - George O'Dowd
62. Gary Glitter - Paul Gadd
63. Macy Gray - Natalie McIntyre
64. MC Hammer - Stanley Burrell
65. Faith Hill - Audrey Faith Perry
66. Billie Holiday - Eleanora Gough
67. Buddy Holly - Charles Holley
68. Englebert Humperdinck - Arnold Dorsey
69. Janis Ian - Janis Eddy Fink
70. Vanilla Ice - Robert Van Winkle
71. Billy Idol - William Broad
72. Tito Jackson - Toriano Jackson
73. Rick James - James Johnson
74. D.J.Jazzy Jeff - Jeff Townes
75. Joan Jett - Joan Larkin
76. Grace Jones - Grace Mendoza
77. Tom Jones - Thomas Woodward
78. Elton John - Reginald Dwight
79. Wynonna Judd - Christina Ciminella
80. Juvenile - Terious Grey
81. R.Kelly - Robert Kelly
82. Alicia Keys - Alicia Cook
83. Chaka Kahn - Yvette Marie Stevens
84. L'il Kim - Kimberly Jones
85. B.B, King - Riley B. King
86. Uncle Kracker - Matthew Schafer
87. L.L. Cool J - James Tood Smith
88. Patti LaBelle - Patricia Holt
89. k.d.lang - Katherine Dawn Lang
90. Queen Latifah Dana Owens
91. Mario Lanza - Alfred Cocazza
92. Geddy Lee - Gary Weinraub
93. Julian Lennon - John Charles Julian Lennon
94. Huey Lewis - Hugh Craig
95. Liberace - Wladziu Valentino
96. Ludacris - Christopher Bridges
97. Mama Cass - Ellen Cohen
98. Barry Manilow - Barry Pincus
99. Yngwie Malmsteem - Lars Lannerback
100. Manfred Mann - Manfred Lubowitz
101. Marilyn Manson - Bruce Warner
102. Mick Mars - Robert Deal
103. Dean Martin - Dino Crocetti
104. Ricky Martin - Enrique Jose Martin Morales
105. Paul McCartney - James Paul McCartney
106. Meat Loaf - Marvin Lee Aday
107. Freddie Mercury - Farrokh Bulsara
108. George Michael - Yorgos Panayiotou
109. Joni Mitchell - Roberta Anderson
110. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana - Destiny Hope Cyrus
111. Moby - Richard Melville Hall
112. Van Morrison - George Morrison
113. Nas - Nasir Jones
114. Rick Nelson - Eric Nelson
115. Nelly - Carnell Haynes
116. Vince Neil - Vince Neil Wharton
117. Juice Newton - Judy Newton
118. Nortorious B.I.G. - Christopher Wallace
119. Ric Ocasek - Richard Otcasek
120. Billy Ocean - Leslie Sebastian Charles
121. Tony Orland - Michael Anthony Orlando Cassivitis
122. Ozzy Osborne - John Michael Osborne
123. Robert Palmer - Alan Robert Palmer
124. Gram Parsons - Cecil Ingram Connor
125. Pink - Alecia Moore
126. Iggy Pop - James Osterberg
127. Puffy/Puff Daddy/Diddy/P.Diddy - Sean Combs
128. C.J. Ramone - Chris Ward
129. Dee Dee Ramone - Douglas Colvin
130. Joey Ramone - Jeffrey Hyman
131. Johnny Ramone - John Cummings
132. Marky Ramone - Mark Bell
133. Richie Ramone - Richie Reinhart
134. Tommy Ramone - Tom Erderlyi
135. Lou Reed - Louis Firbank
136. Busta Rhymes - Trevor Smith
137. Nick Rhodes - Nicholas Bates
138. Smokey Robinson - William Robinson
139. Henry Rollins - Henry Garfield
140. Axl Rose - William Bailey
141. Johnny Rotten - John Lydon
142. Ja Rule - Jeffrey Atkins
143. Mitch Ryder - William Levise
144. Sade - Helen Adu
145. Boz Scaggs - William Scaggs
146. Bon Scott - William Scott
147. Seal - Henry Samuel
148. Gene Simmons - Chaim Witz
149. Sir Mix-A-Lot Anthony Ray
150. Nikki Sixx - Franklin Ferrana
151. Slash - Saul Hudson
152. Grace Slick - Grace Wing
153. Fatboy Slim - Quentin Cook
154. Paul Stanley - Stanley Eisen
155. Ringo Starr - Richard Starkey
156. Cat Stevens - Steven Georgiou changed name to Yusef Islam
157. Sting - Gordon Sumner
158. Michael Stipe - John Michael Stipe
159. Joss Stone - Jocelyn Eve Stocker
160. Joe Strummer - John Mellor
161. Donna Summer - LaDonna Gaines
162. Ice T - Tracey Marrow
163. Timbaland - Timothy Mosely
164. Peter Tosh - Winston Macintosh
165. Tina Turner - Anna Mae Bullock
166. Shania Twain - Eileen Edwards
167. Conway Twitty - Harold Jenkins
168. Steven Tyler - Steven Tallarico
169. Dionne Warwick - Marie Warwick
170. Roger Waters - George WAters
171. Fee Waybill - John Waldo
172. Bob Weir - Robert Hall
173. Leslie West - Leslie Westein
174. Jack White - John Gillis
175. Hank Williams - Hiram Williams
176. Paul Williams - Billy Paul
177. Peter Wolf - Peter Blankfield
178. Stevie Wonder - Steveland Morris
179. Zakk Wylde - Jeffrey Wieldlandt
180. Bill Wyman - William Perks
181. Xzibit - Alvin Joiner
182. Rob Zombie - Robert Cummings