Posted: 11 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CDT
One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, "Mommy, is God Black or White?"
She replies, "Well, Honey, God is both Black and White."
Then he says, "Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?"
"God is both a boy and a girl, Honey," she replies.
"Mommy, is God gay or straight?" he inquires again.
Getting a little irritated, the mother replies, "Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight."
After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
Posted: 10 Mar 2009 01:03 PM CDT
Ohio State has a great campus (Busted Coverage)
Maria Venus is a half Thai half Italian Goddess (Uncoached)
Megan Fox shows off the cleavage (Camel Tap)
Hayden Panettiere sexy in Hawaii (NS4W)
Great fun with Facebook Idiots (Holy Taco)
Britney Spears gets her bikini body working (Celebridiot)
College girls in lingerie is just so nice (College Humor)
Stunning sexy images of Adriana Lima (Flabber)
This little number makes Arizona worth visiting (The Dirty)
Alessandra Ambrosio forget her bra again (on205th)
Jessica Biel vs Jessica Simpson….Get It On! (Extra Mustard)
Posted: 10 Mar 2009 10:58 AM CDT
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Posted: 10 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT
I was posting things tonight and realized that I failed to spend enough time truly appreciating the beauty of the female tooshie. I believe this will become a weekly post that highlights some of the finest rears in the world. Next week I will feature stunning Women of Color and their amble booties!
Posted: 10 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT
They always tell you not to feed the birds and yet these people thing buying them ice cream cones is a good idea. I bet the birds told the people they would pay them once they delivered the goods and when they did the birds just dove in and took it without so much as a thank you! God Damn Seagulls!!
Posted: 10 Mar 2009 07:15 AM CDT
Denise Milani is known for amazing boobs and a love of fishing. Well I have no idea if the love of fishing is true, but she is holding a fishing pole in this picture so I am taking a leap of faith. If she wants to fish in skimpy bikini and comes untied well who am I to argue?
Posted: 10 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT
You ever wonder how some people make it through the day without killing themselves because they have their head up their own ass?
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