Posted: 04 Mar 2009 08:00 AM CST
Nothing like finding out that you have the child destined to bring on the end of the word…or star in adult films. Either way it can’t be a good feeling.
Posted: 04 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CST
Diora Baird is an actress and model that has appeared in such classics as Wedding Crashers and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Not only has she accomplished amazing things on the big screen she hs also stripped down for Playboy and appeared in this sexy spread for Maxim. Why did they choose to put her on a golf course you ask? I have no damn idea, but all I do know is if she was in my golf cart it would make for an enjoyable round.
Posted: 04 Mar 2009 07:15 AM CST
NASCAR is one of the most popular sports in the US and auto racing is a major draw around the world, but I have never been able to watch cars drive in circles for hours. Hell I don’t even like riving five minutes to the train in the morning. Part of that might be because I am heading into work, but let me get back on topic. These images of NASCAR wrecks shows a very dangerous side of the sport, but one of the most exciting aspects. The danger of speeding around a track at nearly 200 MPH surrounded by other cars doing the same can always result in some twisted metal.
Posted: 04 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CST
Posted: 04 Mar 2009 06:15 AM CST
Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a surgeon.
"You are in luck," said the surgeon. "I am an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four hours when I have completed the operation."
So Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, "I did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub." Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see John playing darts.
A few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut off his leg. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the same surgeon.
"Legs are harder," said the surgeon, "but I'll see what I can do - come back in six hours."
Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, "I finished early - John's playing football." Sam went to the field and to his surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes.
A few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood again, when John accidentally cut off his own head. Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon, confident that the skillful surgeon would do the job.
"Gee, heads are really difficult to re-attach," the surgeon muttered, "but I'll see what I can do - come back in 12 hours."
Sam returned in 12 hours. "How did it go, Doc?" he asked. "I'm sorry. John died," the surgeon replied. "He suffocated in the plastic bag, you idiot!!"
Posted: 03 Mar 2009 09:00 AM CST
Lauren looks good (Bullz-Eye)
Alexa Brown is 19, blonde, from Arizona, and yummy (Uncoached)
Stacy Keibler works her skimpy bikini (on205th)
Bianca Gascoigne upskirt (Taxi Driver Movie)
Sexy new Kim Kardashian calendar pictures (Camel Tap)
More prrof that alcohol has amazing benefits (Blog of Hilarity)
MILF of the Day: Liv Tyler (Holy Taco)
Danielle Lloyd brings her amazing rack to the red carpet (Celebridiot)
2 Girls and 1 Cucumber create interesting times (College Humor)
Happy Birthday Jessica Biel (MoonDog Sports)
Marisa Miller to star in New Guitar Hero Commercial (Banned In Hollywood)
Daytona sexy Bike Week babes (COED)
Posted: 03 Mar 2009 08:00 AM CST
Posted: 03 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CST
Jillian Beyor got her start as a bikini model and moved on to bigger things by posing naked for Playboy. She was the COED of the Week for August 10, 2006, was voted COED of the Month in October 2006, was the first Cyber Girl in January 2007, and was named Playboy Model of the Year 2008. She is showing off her old school bikini skills in the January 2009 Russian magazine Ego.
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