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Posted: 13 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT

Ronald McDonald is the face of the biggest fast food franchise in the wold. He is loved by children….well those who aren’t so afraid of clowns they piss themselves when they see him. Who would have thought that he would have so many complex sides for us to interpret. I never thought he would kill Grimace though.

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Daily Cool Pics

Posted: 13 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT

Who is ready to get crazy this weekend? If you are let me see your fangs!

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Franky Wedge thongs it up for Maxim

Posted: 13 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT

Franky Wedge is a hot blonde single, model, actress, and dancer from London that is featured in the March 209 issue of UK Maxim. I know when you see a hottie with that many occupations you know what they should put down is great ass in thong so people like putting my picture in magazines. Sure it doesn’t sound as professional on a resume, but in this economy it will surely get you noticed and remembered. That is how you land a job. So if any ladies are looking consider this free advice from a guy with a job.

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 13 Mar 2009 06:50 AM CDT

Infomercial Bloopers

Watch Infomercial Blooper Reel on CollegeHumor

Squeamish Camera Guy

Freaked Out Cameraman - Watch more Funny Videos

Treadmill Dance Fail

More funny videos like the “Treadmill Dance Fail” at Heavy.com

What should I do?

Posted: 13 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CDT

A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver.

It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. Taxi

He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach his house, the cabbie agrees.

They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed - and there his wife lays in bed with another man!

Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a gun and puts it to the naked man's head. Just then, his wife yells "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!…"

* HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you.
* HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains.
* HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets.
* HE paid for our our lakehouse and boat.
* HE paid for your country club membership, and and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger, he looks over at the taxi driver and asks "What should I do?"

The taxi driver replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."

Funtasticus Links

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 01:23 PM CDT

Gemma Merna makes anything interesting (With Leather)

Britney Spears has a lovel bikini ass (Celebridi0t)

Nicole Scherzinger shows off some sexy skin (Celebrity Odor)

What was SI thinking about when the chose Cintia Dicker? (WWTDD)

Katy Perry looks a bit naughty for Esquire (NS4W)

Rebecca Tysnes does Norway proud - Damn Proud! (Holy Taco)

Amber Brkich gets her lingerie going for Max (Camel Tap)

EA Fight Night 4 looks awesome…wonder if Tyson will eat people? (Wii Hotties)

Gabby gets sexy for MySpace…and people like us (The Dirty)

You know you want to buy this Stacy Keibler worn bikini (Busted Coverage)

Forget Dear Abby these arethe real answere (9 to Fried)

America’s Hottest College Girl 2009 - Win $500!

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 08:10 AM CDT

College Humor is doing their annual Hottest College Girl contests and you can win $500 just by picking the hotties yourself! Last year Alison took home the prize and luck for us a lot of girls really want some attention. Submit your bracket and let me know how you did!

Thursday are for kissing

Posted: 12 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT

If you can’t find a girl for yourself you should do the next best thing. Try and convince two other girls with a strong need for attention and daddy issues to make out with each other. If nothing else you get something for the wank bank. You can thank me for the advice later.

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