Posted: 27 Feb 2009 06:00 AM PST
I already gave you a warning about drinking and boning, but if you happen to see one of these ladies in the club make sure to get her some drinks before you are too blitz to make a proper move. Now by move I mean going onto the dance floor and bashing your love muscle against any part of her body she leans in your direction. If she seems a bit to drunk to grind back a Red Bull and anything usually gets them really excited and bouncy. Thank me later.
Posted: 27 Feb 2009 05:45 AM PST
Posted: 27 Feb 2009 05:39 AM PST
Esquire has the great ability to turn any women, no matter how classy, into a very slutty looking covergirl. Sure you could photograph these women in jeans and a sweatshirt to create a respectable classy cover, but why not strip them of their clothes and pour some form of liquid over their body or throw a tie on them. These photographers are artits I tell you!
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