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| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:30 AM CDT Cheer up, though it’s a Monday, it still ain’t that bad! A whole new week of meeting friends, partying and living your life. Wear a smile on your face and I’m sure you’ll get through.
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| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:27 AM CDT Anyone keen to join in? Think I am quite happy watching from one corner.
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| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:24 AM CDT Feeling sucky today? Have a laugh over here to start your day!
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| Maximizing Company Efficiency - New Restroom Trip Policy Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:21 AM CDT Find that your employees are slacking off at work? Not fully utilizing their office hours? Spending too much time in the restroom and toilet chats? Try this new policy that is guaranteed to return those lost hours to your company! In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective immediately, a Restroom Trip Policy will be established to provide a more consistent method of accounting for each employee's restroom time and ensuring equal treatment of all employees. Under the policy a "Restroom Trip Bank" will be established for each employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given twenty Restroom Trip Credits. These credits may be accumulated. Within four to six weeks, the entrance doors to all restrooms are being equipped with personal identification stations and computer- linked voice print recognition devices. Before the end of the month each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal and one under stress) to the Human Resources Department. The voice print recognition station will be operational but not restrictive during the entire month. Employees should acquaint themselves with the stations during that period. If the employee's Restroom Trip Bank balance reaches zero, the doors to the restrooms will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first of the next month. In addition, all restroom stalls are being equipped with timed paper roll retractors. If the stall is occupied for more than three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty-seconds after the alarm sounds, the roll of paper will retract into the wall, the toilet will flush, and the stall door will open. If the stall remains occupied, your picture will be taken. The picture will then be posted on the bulletin board located in the Employee Relations Office. Anyone's picture showing up three times will immediately be terminated. If you have any questions about this policy, please ask your supervisor. But make sure you check with the ‘Supervisor Questions Policy first’. |
| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:18 AM CDT Think she needs no introduction. Whatever you may say about her, she is definitely one hell of a publicity stunt generator. Sexy? Hot? You decide.
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| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:18 AM CDT Crystal Hayson is a model from Miami Beach, Florida. Trust me when I tell you that this hot chick has ALOT going on for her up in that head of hers. She graduated with a finance degree from Wake Forest University and actually worked as an investment banker for a year! She didn’t like the fact that she had no life (but tons of money) and thus switched to modeling. Well, I guess the finance’s world loss but our gain!
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| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:15 AM CDT MAKING OUT THOUGHTS - Funny narration of what goes on in a woman’s mind when fooling around with her guy. Might be educational for some of you!
SEXY GOLF - Sexy camera prank on a golf class where the teacher is groping a hot slutty chick throughout the lesson. What a treat for the guys!
HAD A BAD DAY - Best compilation of office breakdowns and temper rages with a great soundtrack. |
| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:12 AM CDT Simple yet challenging game involving mirrors. You need to get the beam of light from the source to the final lens through the use of mirrors. Some levels can be pretty difficult, see how far you get!
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| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:09 AM CDT This beautiful model is a mix of Italian, Czech and Welsh. She is quite an online gal running 2 popular websites, one on modeling and the other for poetry. Man, does she have a perfect bod!
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| Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:06 AM CDT
Think I’ll need a calculator to make sure I get the right discount!
Wow! Great deal, I just need to buy some beers… 20 of them only.
jugo de narnaja = orange juice
How would you like your kid done? Medium, rare?
So many choices. Should I get a Jumbo hot dog & 44 oz drink for $2.39? Or should I get the jumbo hot dog with 44 oz. drink for $1.99? Tough decision.
Perhaps not a bad promotion, but still pretty amusing. Anyone wants a bottle of champagne to go with your exquisite peanut butter and jelly dish?
Oh yes, that’s right, your car warranty expires pretty much once you drive it out of our showroom.
Quick! Grab everything you can, with this amazing discount, who can resist?? |
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