Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:30 AM CDT
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:27 AM CDT
Fergie or Stacy Ann Ferguson was born on 27 March 1975 and is the lead singer in the award winning group Black Eyed Peas. Did you know that she used to host a TV series called ‘Great Pretenders’? Anyway, this chick has long left her mundane life behind and is one of the most prominent female rockers today. She has a smoking body to match although she can have her off days on the photographs. But most times, she is gorgeous & hot!
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:24 AM CDT
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:21 AM CDT
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:18 AM CDT
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:15 AM CDT
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:12 AM CDT
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:09 AM CDT
According to Forbes, this Brazilian model is one of the highest paid model in the world raking in $33M in 2007 and $35M in 2008 so far! She is also the 16th richest woman in the entertainment industry and is in the Guiness Book of World Records for, guess what? Yes you are right, the richest supermodel in the world. Life just ain’t fair.
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:06 AM CDT
Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:03 AM CDT
These three guys die in a car wreck and they all go to Hell. When they arrive the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.
The first guy says, “It’s gotta be the booze. I’m always drunk.”
The second guy says, “It’s the women, I could never stay faithful to my wife.”
The third dude says, “It’s gotta be the bud. I’m always tokin’ up.”
One hundred years pass and the Devil returns to check on the three men.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out twice as fast as when he went in. “I’m fucking gay!” he screams. The devil figures he’s learned not to cheat on his wife and decides to give him a second chance too.
The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and sees nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting there in the same position that he was 100 years ago.
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