Posted: 19 Sep 2008 07:30 AM CDT
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Posted: 19 Sep 2008 07:21 AM CDT
Apparently real headlines printed in the newspapers that can be freaking funny if you weren’t the one writing it!
- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Posted: 19 Sep 2008 07:18 AM CDT
Posted: 19 Sep 2008 07:15 AM CDT
This is probably one of the most in-depth and detailed game I’ve played online for awhile. Pandemic, as it’s name suggest is all about viruses and bacterias and how you go about trying to create new potent pandemics to destroy the world! Yeah, nothing like a little destruction to relief your mundane life right? Must try!
Posted: 19 Sep 2008 07:12 AM CDT
Posted: 19 Sep 2008 07:09 AM CDT
Posted: 19 Sep 2008 07:06 AM CDT
Socotra is a tiny archipelago of four islands and islets in the Indian Ocean off the coast of the Horn of Africa, about 350 kilometers south of the Arabian peninsula. It is apparently one of the most remote land mass on the earth. Like the Galapagos Islands, this island is teeming with 700 extremely rare species of flora and fauna, a full 1/3 of which are highly unique and found nowhere else on the earth. Socotra is home to more than 800 species of plants where the climate is harsh, hot and dry. Check the amazing glories of mother nature.
Posted: 19 Sep 2008 07:03 AM CDT
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” the man replies.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“Can’t,” breathes the bartender. “He’s not here. Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to say.
“Tell him,” she whispers, “there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”
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