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Funny Sun Tan Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:30 AM CDT Instead of using permanent ink on your skin, i.e. tattoos, ever considered using the sun to paint your body instead? Just a thought but here are some funny tan marks found on some people.

Jessica Alba Sizzling on Esquire Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:27 AM CDT Ah, think Jessica Alba needs no introduction. She was born on 28 April 1981 and is a mix of Danish, French, Canadian, Mexican and American! Now you know what it takes to create such a hottie. Too bad she just got married a few months back to Cash Warren and gave birth to her baby girl 2 months after. Naughty naughty girl! Oh, and she’s a Barack supporter.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:24 AM CDT Having seen thousands of these photos, sometimes, I gotta wonder if my senses every become numb to the stupidity and craziness around. Well, I’m still having fun, so guess not!

Gloves or Panties? Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:21 AM CDT A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic,but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents,the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: “I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.” “These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.” “I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. ” “When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. ” “Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love. ”

Bikini Bottoms Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:18 AM CDT The wonders of fashion. The more advanced you get, the less material you can use. What’s gonna happen a few years down the road?

Funny Videos Selection Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:15 AM CDT AWKWARD RAP - Super hilarious rap on Awkwardness. KILLER CCTV PRANK - Really hilarious prank played with a CCTV and a scary killer. Wonder how they do it? METEOR IMPACT SIMULATION - Excellent animation and portrayal of what will happen when a giant meteor strikes the earth. Not sure how true though.

Black Operations Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:15 AM CDT Recruit tanks, missiles and all sorts of powerful weapons into your arsenal as your try to beat back the invading armies.

Nikolina Pisek Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:09 AM CDT This Crotian hottie is a well-known celebrity in her home country. That is hardly surprising considering her abundant breasts and smoking body.

Lego Monsters Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:06 AM CDT Seems like there is really no limits to what lego can do. We had recently featured the Beijing Olympics buildings made in lego. Now, we have all the different movie monsters and aliens made from lego. See if you can recognize all of them.

Very Understanding Couple Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:03 AM CDT A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

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