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A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
“Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them
Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some
“Let me tell you a story,” replied the Rabbi. “A woman, about to be married, asked her mother
The man protested: “What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?”
The Rabbi replied, “No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.”
Posted: 09 Sep 2008 07:18 AM CDT
This Equadorian American bombshell was born in Chicago, IL. She has appeared in many magazines including FHM, Maxim but surprisingly not Playboy (as far as I know). Some interesting quote:
Posted: 09 Sep 2008 07:15 AM CDT
RIBBED CONDOM AD - Definitely not the response the boy was expecting from the girl’s mother when caught shagging in bed!
WATER DESIGNS - Cool mechanism using water to draw images and words.
NEVER SEEN BEFORE WATER MANIPULATION - Wait for the end to see how water immediately becomes balls when lifted out of the container. Cool!
Posted: 09 Sep 2008 07:12 AM CDT
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won’t be able to wheel back.”
“You’re on, old man,” the young guy replied.
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, “All right. Get in.”
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