Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:20 AM CDT
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:18 AM CDT
Nicky Fleites is one hot NASCAR gal. She is a student at Florida State University (brains & body?) and lives in Miami, Florida. Her favorite NASCAR track is Daytona and she enjoys beach volleyball (wouldn’t you love to see her in action?) and poker. Worst pickup line ever used on her?
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:16 AM CDT
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:14 AM CDT
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:12 AM CDT
These are the types of superheroes that the world needs more of! Alright, who needs saving? Please take a number behind me…
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:10 AM CDT
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:08 AM CDT
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:06 AM CDT
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:04 AM CDT
Here are some of the monstrous homes that some of our famous celebrities live in. Not sure how old these are actually and whether they are still true, but anyway, why would anyone need a castle to live in?? Honestly, I would choose a small cosy home over these elephantine residences. Or perhaps it’s the green monster speaking….
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 07:02 AM CDT
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die.”
The Frenchman says, “I take ze poison.” The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, “Vive la France!” and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, “A pistol for me, please.” The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, “God save the queen!” and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, “Gimme a fork.” The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over — the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.
There’s blood gushing out all over, it’s horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, “What are you doing???”
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, “So much for your canoe, asshole!”
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