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Best Car Artistic Paintwork Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:10 AM CDT Some very nice artistic paintwork done on cars that I found over the internet. Feel free to comment.

Bartenders That Make You Drink More Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:09 AM CDT These bartenders will make you return to the bar and not just for drinks!

Daily Funny Pictures Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:08 AM CDT This is perhaps the only day, I believe, that our DFP is not so crucial in helping you survive the day as it is a FRIDAY!! So what kind of party plans do you have in store for this coming weekend? Anyway, hope you enjoy these pics…

The 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:07 AM CDT Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day.Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine

Japanese Hottie Nina Minami Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:06 AM CDT She is a hot Japanese model, born 30 Dec 1985 in Ibaraki Japan. She is only 156cm tall, which further accentuates certain ‘parts’ of her. For all those who like an Asian touch.

World’s Hardest Game Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:05 AM CDT Or so the producers claim. Might not be the world’s hardest game, but it sure is good for a couple of minutes of stress-relief.

Wii, Sex & Girls Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:04 AM CDT 4 Videos that cover the same topics, essentially Wii, Sex & Girls. Why every guy SHOULD buy their girlfriends a Wii Fit. Why NOT every guy SHOULD buy their girlfriends a Wii Fit. Why every guy SHOULD buy a Wii for THEMSELVES Why every guy SHOULD play the Wii WITH their girlfriends

Friday Party Girls! Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:03 AM CDT TGIF!!!! It’s time to paaaaaaarrrrrrty!! But remember to invite us if you are gonna get girls like that (or better) in your party! Have a great weekend guys & gals.

The Unspoken Truth about Professional Soccer Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:02 AM CDT Before you start bashing me, I love watching Soccer too. But this truth came as a big shock to me too, seems like most of them are still hiding behind the closet! Who knows what happens in the locker rooms??

Wrong Treatment Posted: 08 Aug 2008 07:01 AM CDT Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. ‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me’, she told him. ‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,’How does that feel’? He replied: ‘It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken.’

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