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Strange Women of Bru Posted: 29 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST Featuring the works of Bru involving ladies, photography and of course, photoshop to create really weird and bizarre results.

Sizzling Girls at Work Posted: 29 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST Just want to introduce some of my colleagues that I see everyday, just normal everyday chicks, which you might also have. Oh, I also included the postal delivery gal that delivers items to me everyday as well as my regular handyman.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 29 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes… Make it worth watching.

Learn Spanish Posted: 29 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST 1. Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito Replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.' 2. Mushroom When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I Shoulder. 4. Texas My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. Herpes Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes. 6. July Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!' 7. Rectum I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 8. Juarez One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?' 9. Chicken I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 10. Wheelchair We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair. 11. Chicken wing My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 12. Harassment My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, Harassment nothing to me. 13. Bishop My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop. 14. Body wash I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. 15. Green Pink Yellow When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?'

Madonna Posted: 29 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST Madonna in a series of classical, vintage themed shots still looking very good at her age.

Santas Running Wild Posted: 29 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Ok, this post is not for those who believe in Mr. Santa. Anyway, I heard that many of them are now relieved that their Christmas crunch time is over and are all over the world taking a breather.

Channelle Hayes in the Nude Posted: 29 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Channelle Jade Hayes was born on 11 November 1987 in England. She is an actress, singer and model. Her big break came when she appeared in the TV series Big Brother in 2007 when she was just 19 years old. She was a very popular contestant in that series. Her success in TV and modeling has been pretty limited and even won the poll by Domino’s Pizza to find Britain’s least talent celebrity.

Bankrupt Abandoned Offices Posted: 29 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Phillip Toledano is the photographer who decided to capture pictures of abandoned offices shut down due to the financial crisis plaguing the world right now. Interesting portfolio.

Bible Rewritten by College Students Posted: 29 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST 1. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold. 2. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. 3. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling. 4. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food. 5. Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s e-mail to abuse@romans.gov. 6. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. 7. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon. 8. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes. 9. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen. 10. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.

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