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| Posted: 26 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST Vanity Fair magazine has selected their best photographs for 2008 and we present them to you here.
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| Posted: 26 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST Christmas being just one day ago, it would be wrong not to dedicate one post on hot hot Christmas bunnies. So here you guys are, enjoy and Merry Christmas!
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| Posted: 26 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark, and others who just leave a stain.
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| No Wonder Landlords Are Always Grouchy Posted: 26 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST Excerpts of letters received by landlords… I would be grouchy too! I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink. Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away. I awoke this morning and found my water boiling. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife’s new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy. |
| Posted: 26 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST More random goodness of babes that somehow are nowhere near you.
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| Posted: 26 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker." Janet responded. "Just because I am considered ugly, doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances." Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?" Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can." Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine. Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, you are supposed to come over when Hillary is out of town!" |
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