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| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST Combining the effects of photography with Photoshop can give you hilarious creative results.
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| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST More sizzling hot babes getting wet and sexy doing a car wash. Don’t you just wish that you were the car?
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| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST Your daily dosage of cool, funny, weird and bizarre pictures. Have a great Friday!
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| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests. The Hotel ended up submitting the letters to the London Sunday Times! Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory. Kathy, Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening I found you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet. I am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Dial so I won’t need those 6 little Camays which are on the shelf. They are in my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Please remove them. S. Berman My day off was last Wed. so the relief maid left 3 hotel soaps which we are instructed by the management. I took the 6 soaps which were in your way on the shelf and put them in the soap dish where your Dial was. I put the Dial in the medicine cabinet for your convenience. I didn’t remove the 3 complimentary soaps which are always placed inside the medicine cabinet for all new check-ins and which you did not object to when you checked in last Monday. Please let me know if I can of further assistance. Your regular maid, The assistant manager, Mr. Kensedder, informed me this morning that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid service. I have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future complaints please contact me so I can give it my personal attention. Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you. Elaine Carmen It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7:45 AM and don’t get back before 5:30 or 6PM. That’s the reason I called Mr. Kensedder last night. You were already off duty. I only asked Mr. Kensedder if he could do anything about those little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I was a new check-in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the bath-room shelf. In just 5 days here I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap. Why are you doing this to me? S. Berman Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM.Thank you, Elaine Carmen, My bath-size Dial is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my room including my own bath-size Dial. I came in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere Bouquets. S. Berman I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem. I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service a room. The situation will be rectified immediately. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience. Martin L. Kensedder Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room? I came in last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I don’t want 54 little bars of Camay. I want my one damn bar of bath-size Dial. Do you realize I have 54 bars of soap in here. All I want is my bath size Dial. Please give me back my bath-size Dial. S. Berman You complained of too much soap in your room so I had them removed. Then you complained to Mr. Kensedder that all your soap was missing so I personally returned them. The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily. I don’t know anything about the 4 Cashmere Bouquets. Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays. I don’t know where you got the idea this hotel issues bath-size Dial. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I left in your room. Elaine Carmen Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. As of today I possess: * On the shelf under medicine cabinet - 18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2. Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks of more than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom window sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap deliveries. One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-sized Dial which I am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstandings. |
| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST Can you believe it is 2 more weeks to Christmas? Enjoy these Friday girls as you plan for your Christmas shopping over the weekend.
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| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Especially these ice-skating dudes, who get the perfect excuse to touch a girl in areas that would have warranted at least a tight slap otherwise. An idea for those single, desperate guys out there?
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| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST LEVITATING WATER EFFECTS - Through the use of multiple streams of water, camera and light, it creates the effect of water droplets levitating up and down. Very cool indeed.
STAY OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE - Super hilarious short movie about a place where wives ‘imprison’ their husbands for messing up. Every man in the doghouse thinks that they are innocent!
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| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST This Japanese hottie won the Miss Japan crown in 2006 and narrowly missed winning Miss Universe. She did win best National costume for her really gorgeous Samurai outfit she wore during the Miss Universe contest though. Never imagined that a Samurai can look so pretty. But if you think that it is just a front, Kurara Chibana is actually an avid kickboxer, who could most probably kick our asses if we tried anything funny.
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| History of Car Manufacturers’ Logos Posted: 12 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST How about some history, which is quite rare here. But I think this will interest you. Ever wondered how various car makers’ logos came about? Here are how some of their logos evolved through the years.
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| Posted: 12 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her Husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there. |
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