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You Can’t See Me! Posted: 30 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST In the world where every animal has to fend for themselves, camouflages is one of the God-given means that some creatures use to avoid being the dinner of their predators or to make dinner. Here are some great examples of how effective they are at the art of disguise. Green Frog in Duckweed Rock Ptarmigan chick in Norway Crab Spider on Geranium flower Pale-throated three toe Sloth on a tree Merlet Scorpionfish off Lifou Loyalty Islands, New Caledonia Mimic Octopus in Maldives Harlequin Crab in Indonesia Pacific Spotted Scorpion Fish in Malpelo, Pacific Ocean Grizzly Bear in winter Young Crocodile in sand Malaysian Orchid Mantis on a Flower Locust on Blade of Grass Grey Cicada on Pine Bark

Headlines That Paint a Different Picture Posted: 16 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST * Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers * British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands * Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms * Eye Drops off Shelf * Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead * Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim * Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 * Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax * Stolen Painting Found by Tree * Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years * Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One * Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 * If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While * Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures * Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge * Deer Kill 17,000 * Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead * Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge * New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group * Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft * Kids Make Nutritious Snacks * Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy * British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply * Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood * Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half * New Vaccine May Contain Rabies * Air Head Fired * Steals Clock, Faces Time * Prosecutor Releases Probe into Under-sheriff * Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni * Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board * Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors * Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction * Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training * Include your Children when Baking Cookies * Marv Albert Gets Pink Slip * Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire * Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees * Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing * Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Xenia Suhinova (Siberia) - Miss World 2008! Posted: 16 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST Xenia Suhinova, from Siberia has just won the title of Miss World 2008 held in Johannesburg. This is the 58th annual international beauty pageant with a total of 112 gorgeous participants. Miss Siberia is all of 21. Second place went to Miss Trinidad & Tobago, Gabriel Walcott, while third position went to Miss India Parvati Omanakuttan.

Truly Inspiring Typewriter Art Posted: 16 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Paul Smith suffered from severe spastic cerebral palsy since young, which resulted in him losing fine motor control of his hands and face. He was unable to eat, clothe or even bathe himself, and of course, school was all but impossible for him. However despite the overwhelming odds, Paul Smith never gave up and he started creating art using the typewriter. He accomplished that by merely using the characters " @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ " on the typewriter. This takes him 2 to 3 weeks to finish a single piece of art. Now, you have no excuse giving up…

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 16 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST FUNNY CHICKEN FACT - Bet you didn’t know this about chickens. OFFICE THEMED DAY - Guys will be guys. THE BEST PART ABOUT WORK IS NOT WORKING - Light-hearted moment in work.

Mirella Grisales Posted: 16 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Apparently, this Latin hotness, Mirella Grisales is Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest love interest. Not very much can be found about this chick except that she has appeared on a few magazines. 'They were all over each other,' an onlooker tells the Sunday Mirror. 'Ronaldo was sucking her fingers and fiddling with her bikini bottoms. They clearly had the hots for each other.' Wonder if she needs more help with her bikini bottoms?

Venice Underwater Posted: 16 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Some pictures of the recent flooding of Venice.

Talented Salesman Posted: 16 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, “Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower, too, right?” The man asks, “Why would I be?” The manager replies, “Because when the lawn seed grows, you’ll need something to cut the grass with.” Surprisingly, the man buys a lawn mower. Then another man walks in and asks for a box of Tampax. The manager nudges the newly hired boy. The boy walks up to the man and says, “Right away, Sir. But, of course, you will be wanting a lawn mower with that, right?” The shocked man asks, “Why?!” The young man then replies, “Well, your weekend’s screwed, so you might as well mow the lawn.”

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