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Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said,
"I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."
The second guy spoke up and said,
"I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy said,
"I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said,
"Why don't you go to Hell …There aren't any Nuns living there."
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About 25 kilometers from Paris, near Versailles and Rambouillet castle, lies impressive models of France reduced by a scale of 30 times. This town is called Elankur, where there are about 150 landscape towns and villages of France, coupled with miniature forests, rivers and seas. Perfect for those who wish to see the whole of France in 1 single day.
Posted: 02 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"No, from skipping.
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