Monday, December 22, 2008

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When Smoking Was Cool

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST

I wonder how many innocent people received a free case of cancer along with the box of cigarettes they purchased based on the ads in yesteryears. Best example not to trust everything you see on ads!

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Sexy Geeks

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST

By geeks we mean chicks who know how to get around the internet apart from checking their email. These hot gals have successfully learnt how to navigate the complex web and even managed to established some kind of presence here!

Mandy Fujiko Amano
Mandy is an American actress and model of Japanese and Irish descent, best known for a Pepsi iTunes ad which aired during the 2005 Super Bowl. That single appearance created an internet following so huge that she was featured in Maxim magazine’s Girls of Maxim.
http://www.mandyamano.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandy_Amano
http://thatpepsigirl.blogspot.com/
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Nikita Kashner
A 20-something blogger, student, gamer, and jewelery designer.
http://twitter.com/Kitta
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Danica Mae McKellar
An American actress and mathematical education advocate. She is best known for her role as Winnie Cooper in the television show The Wonder Years, and now as author of the two New York Times bestsellers, “Math Doesn’t Suck,” and “Kiss My Math” that encourage and empower middle-school girls with mathematics know-how.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_McKellar
http://www.danicamckellar.com/
http://mathdoesntsuck.com/
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Morgan Webb
Host of the podcast WebbAlert, a co-host and senior segment producer of the G4 show X-Play, and was a monthly columnist for the United States edition of FHM, where she contributed a monthly video game column entitled “Tips From The Gaming Goddess”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Webb
Morgan Webb Myspace
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Olivia Munn
Munn has been one of the faces of the cable network G4, hosting a number of shows for the network, the most prominent being Attack of the Show!,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Munn
http://www.myspace.com/omunn
http://www.heyolivia.com/
http://www.twitter.com/oliviamunn
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Lara Doucette
She appears in the quirky, funny drinking fantasies of Dr. Tiki and Johnny Johnny.
http://www.tikibartv.com/
http://twitter.com/tikilala
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Doucette
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Jade Raymond
Canadian video game producer (Assassin’s Creed) and a host of G4’s program The Electric Playground.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Raymond
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Lora Lufark
“I’m sexy and I do SEO” is the tagline of her blog SexySEO.
http://sexyseo.blogspot.com/
http://twitter.com/SexySEO
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Sarah Meyers
On Pop17, Sarah offers reports and opinions on “the new cultural phenomenon of online micro-celebrity.” She is also seen on Mogulus and Flixwagon, and YouTube displays more than 120 of her videos from various venues.
http://sarahmeyers.net/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Meyers
http://twitter.com/pop17
http://sarahmeyers.wordpress.com/
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Felicia Day
“The Fiery Redhead Gamer”She produces, writes and stars in the YouTube hit webisode "The Guild", a sitcom about a group of online gamers. Her hobbies include video games, reading (particularly science fiction/fantasy), writing and performing sketch comedy and improv comedy.
http://feliciaday.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felicia_Day
Flickr felicia.day
http://twitter.com/feliciaday
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Asia Carrera
Not only a (retired) porn star, but also a web designer and Unreal Tournament player. She is also a member of Mensa!! What’s a genius doing porn??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia_Carrera
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Kirsten Sanford
TWIS Podcaster and Neuro Scientist. She is too much for you to handle.
http://www.twis.org
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsten_Sanford
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Kari Byron
This accomplished artist has made a name for herself as a nerd as the sexy co-host of Mythbusters.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kari_Byron
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Marina Orlova
Her name is Marina Orlova, she's 27 and she's a philologist! Ok, don’t be embarrassed and ask now: What the heck is a philologist? It is an extreme geek specializing in linguistics and etymology. Marina burst in on the scene in mid 2007 launching her YouTube channel HotForWords.
http://www.hotforwords.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Orlova
http://www.youtube.com/hotforwords
http://twitter.com/hotforwords
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Veronica Belmont
Her videos appear on Mahalo and was featured on Cranky Geeks where she volunteered to adorn a Star Trek uniform!
http://www.veronicabelmont.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veronica_Belmont
http://daily.mahalo.com/
http://twitter.com/Veronica
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Soledad Onetto
A 31 year old girl from Santiago Chile. She is a sexy chilean TV host of News Shows. She also have sweet eyes and a beautiful smile.
http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soledad_Onetto
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Carolina Denia
Carolina Denia is the sexy gadget geek at Clipset.net, Digital LifeStyle Blog. Even those who don’t understand Spanish can agree: she catches your attention in her videodrama series on YouTube and latest gadget reviews. It’s fun, it’s educational, it’s SEXY!
http://www.clipset.net
flickr Carolina Denia
http://twitter.com/CarolinaD
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Neha Tiwari
Neha Tiwari is currently producer at Revision3 and was formerly a producer at CNet’s news.com.
http://www.nehatiwari.com/
http://twitter.com/neha_t
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Miko Macabre
Miko is a cutie patootie that writes and produces her own campy horror movie reviews on Myspace. Well produced and funny.
Miko Macabre Myspace
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Robin Meade
Robin Meade is the host of CNN Morning Express news show. Besides putting a smile on anyones face in the morning, this leggy southerner has a very cool podcast she hosts on her CNN site.Many videos of her from her show can be found on youtube.
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/morning.express/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Meade
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Amber McArthur

Hot Canadian TV artiste (WebNation) with her own video podcast (CommandN).
http://www.ambermac.com/
http://ambermac.typepad.com/
http://twitter.com/ambermacarthur
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Daily Cool Pictures

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST

The condom should be the official emblem for many governments. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

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Why You Shouldn’t Hit On Your Neighbor

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST

This really interesting article from Askmen.com, written by Chris Illuminati.

You are new to the neighborhood. Friendly new faces have stopped by to say hello or have thrown a nod and wave in your direction. You feel right at home in your new digs. No one has made you feel more welcome than the attractive and single woman next door. She appears to have everything you are looking for in a mate.

Asking out your neighbor couldn't possibly be a bad idea… could it? Be warned. Even though she is cute, available and in close proximity, it doesn't mean you should be stopping by to ask her for a cup of her sugar. Just like you shouldn't dip your pen in the company ink, hitting on a neighbor could prove to be a worse idea than deciding to paint the whole house with just a brush and a kitchen chair.

Things can — and probably will — go wrong, and you could end up with more drama on your hands than you'd planned. Even though it's been a sexual fantasy since the 7th grade, here are some reasons why you shouldn't hit on your neighbor.

If she rejects you…

Every encounter thereafter will be awkward
Suppose you are reading her signals wrong — maybe she's just being nice because you share the same sidewalks and she feels safe knowing a guy-friend is around in case of an emergency. You ask her out, she says no and now you have to deal with the uncomfortable exchanges every time you run into each other at the mailboxes or bump into each other at the corner bagel shop. Rejection will have you running from the car to the front door every day to avoid the unpleasant exchanges. Unless you reside in a war zone, this isn't the best way to live your life, and this is precisely why you shouldn't hit on your neighbor.

It will jeopardize your chances with other women in the neighborhood
Men make this common mistake in college, at work and in a ton of other situations — they take hunt, aim and fire at the first animal they see when they should wait back in the woods for bigger game. Have you met all your other neighbors? Did you take some time to learn who is who, or better yet, who is doing who? Suppose the object of your attention is the neighbor-hoe who has already schtuped half the block? Do some homework. Find a chatty Cathy who keeps up with every Jones in the neighborhood and is willing to dish the dirt without asking you to divulge too much personal information about your own situation.

You will have made a bad first impression
Whether you want the attention or not, the ladies of the Mahjong club and the guys who do nothing but brag about their tools (the ones in the garage) will make your innocent courting of the cute, single neighbor the hot neighborhood gossip. It's not because they care about your personal life, but because they really have nothing better to talk about when they take the kids to the bus stop. Do you really want to paint yourself as the neighborhood gigolo after only a few weeks? Of course, that could be the reason you had to move in the first place. All this unnecessary attention isn't the best way to make new friends. Fly below the radar at least for the first few months.

If she accepts you…

She will have moved in right away
Things go well at first, time goes by and the next thing you know, she is squatting in your house, drinking the last Red Bull and asking why you get so many Fredrick's of Hollywood catalogs in the mail. This will put an instant strain on the relationship. There is no transition period or getting to know each other while still being able to retreat to separate quarters for much-needed alone-time. There is just a new live-in girlfriend who, should you fight and tell her to get lost, doesn't have very far to go because she still owns a place twenty paces from your front door (are you seeing why you shouldn't hit on your neighbor yet?).

When you break up, you’ll still live together
Things go from "bad" to "one step away from being on Cheaters"-terrible, and the relationship has to end. A bad scenario could be that you get her out of the house but she isn't out of your life. She still owns a place in the neighborhood. A terrible scenario could be that she already sold her place and now you have to wait for her to find a new place to live. The good news is it won't be in the neighborhood but the bad news is it could take longer than expected. It could be weeks or possibly months living under the same roof. Good luck bringing any females back to the house. It could go from Cheaters to Cops in no time.

She could be nuts
There could be a reason your place was available for such a steal. Think about all the bad breakups and the woman that went absolutely bonkers by sending hate emails, egging your car, showing up at your office, and making your life an Oxygen-channel feature-movie. Now imagine if that woman lived right next door. She can watch you all the time. She knows when you come and go. She knows who comes in and out of your place and has easy access to your personal property. She knows who will be looking for you when you turn up missing.

Lock the doors. Draw the blinds. Call your realtor. Or better yet — know why you shouldn't hit on your neighbor.

Girls will be Girls

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST

Sexy chicks sticking out their tongues and acting cute.

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Amazing Paper Sculptures

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST

Very amazing sculptures made of paper. The details in them are just awesome.

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST

Hot Surprising Striptease - This chick puts up a really great steamy stripshow. But she goes a step further…

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Hot Girl Dancing - Watch this video and tell me what you were focused on. Really funny!



FOOLISH BALL-BUSTING STUNT - Big round of applause for this idiot.

Undiscovered Odette Yustman

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST

You are forgiven if this super hot chick does not look familiar to you. Odette Yustman is an American actress born in LA, California. She first appeared in Kindergarten Cop as a young student and was most recently seen on the big screen in the flop Cloverfield. This of course does not make her any less hot, which is why you come here everyday, to discover new hotties that you might have missed!

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Are Celebrities Really Beautiful?

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST

Without makeup, they look pretty ordinary or even less than ordinary if you ask me.

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Things You Can Only Say At Christmas

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!

5: I’ve never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

10: Don’t play with your meat!

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in.

16: You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!

19: I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more.

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