Wednesday, October 22, 2008

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Fun with Sand

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:40 AM CDT

Funny pictures of people and sand.

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Show Me Your Sloggi!

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT

German company Sloggi recently announced the 2nd International ‘Show Me Your Sloggi’ Contest. Here is a sizzling promotional campaign with finalists from last year’s competition. Last year’s winners were 19 yr old Kristina Dimitrova from Bulgaria and for the guys, 24 yr old Romanian Andrei Andrei. The finals for this year will be held in Paris.

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15 Crazy Things to Do While Shopping

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT

Got dragged to go shopping with your spouse? Some wonderfully creative things to do when you become utterly bored:

    1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they are not looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, “Code 3″ in housewares….. and watch what happened.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-by.
    6. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell shoppers that you would invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
    9. Looked right into the security camera; useit as a mirror, pick your nose, and eat it.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice the “Madonna look” using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”
    14. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!
    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

Gifted Reagan Gomez

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT

Reagan Gomez is an African/Puerto Rican American actress born on 24 April 1980. She acted in quite a number of films and sitcoms including ‘That 70’s Show’, ‘Felicity’ and ‘Jerry Mcguire’. She was also featured in King Magazine twice. While she may not have been very distinctive in her acting career, the same cannot be said of her education history, graduating with a 4.0 grade point average, gifted in Science and Math, she is actually more a writer of feature films, with her own business and production company!

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT

TOO BIG BREASTS - You know your breasts are too big when you cannot see the fries on your plate! Hilarious!





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FUNNY KUNGFU FIGHTING - Everybody is kungfu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning…

Wacky Death Dice

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT

The title definitely does not portray this wacky game very well. Basically you need to avoid falling dice from crushing you as you collect pills to keep yourself sane. Real wacky game that should give you a few minutes of brainless fun.




Richard Blackwell Worst Dressed List

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT

Richard Blackwell, the highly acerbic designer, best known for his highly critical lists of celebrity fashion disasters just passed away on 20 October 2008, age 86. Those celebrities who make it to his ‘worst-dressed’ list are guaranteed not just a mild criticism from him but a severe and unforgiving slap on their faces. To give you an idea, Queen Elizabeth 2 of Great Britain was described as "Was she the palace Christmas tree or just a royal clown?”.

Pretty sure that not many of these celebrities are crying right now.

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"Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!" About Fergie.

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"She resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane." About Mary Olsen and Kate Olsen, better known as Olsen Twins.

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"A dazzling singer who puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer." About Christina Aguilera.

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"When push comes to shove, no one's fashion is tackier and wackier than funky, punky Love!" About Courtney Love.

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“garish taste” AboutEva Longoria.

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Celine Dion

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“Paris’ ‘designer’ is obviously on vacation -this is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation.” About Paris Hilton.

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"The Duchess of Dowdy." About Camilla Parker-Bowles

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"Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em." About Victoria Beckham

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“Her Supreme Court battle proves every fashion ‘dog’ has their day - unless she’s mistaken for ‘Queen Kong.’” About Ana Nicole Smith.

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"Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill." About Britney Spears.

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“Let’s crown her the tacky temptress of Wisteria Lane!” About Nicollette Sheridan.

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"Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she's part 50's carhop horror." About Amy Winehouse

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"She's a global fashion curse." About Jessica Simpson.

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Kelly Osborn.

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“Overhyped and underdressed, What’s happened to Lindsay? When it comes to fashion, she’s in a schizophrenic frenzy!” About Lindsay Lohan

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"Shrink-wrapped cheesecake." About Mariah Carey.

Ferrari Crash at 320km/h

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT

Here is what you get when a Ferrari going at 320km/h has an accident on the highway. Amazingly, the driver’s seat looks almost intact.

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Really Abstract Stickman Cartoons

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT

Really ugly drawings but really succinct humor. It’s not easy to create jokes with so few words actually. Hats off!

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Practical Dating Help

Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT

"Emily, I don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Bill in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?"
"Oh, my God, "her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you and then use any ruse to get you to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress and you'll have fantastic sex."
"Well, what should I do?" she asked. "Wear an Old dress."

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