Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:54 AM CDT
More interesting and unique posters that you might have never seen. It’s amazing what people can come up with when that light-bulb decides to flash on.
Learn the World’s Original Contact Sport
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:30 AM CDT
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CAR PHONE SALESMAN ON AMERICA’S GOT TALENTS - No one expected anything from this guy who looks like one of those comedians on the show. But when he starts, you can literally feel your goose-bumps rising and in a good way! Amazing Stuff!
EXAM CHEATING - At least he has got a very encouraging mother!
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:12 AM CDT
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT
A male and female driver are involved in a horrific collision. As they crawl from the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and beautiful. She turns to him and gushes breathily: "We shouldn't have survived that. Maybe it's a sign from God that we're meant to be together!"
Posted: 16 Oct 2008 07:27 AM CDT
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Posted: 16 Oct 2008 07:21 AM CDT
There were these friends who played golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the guy and said, “Sure.”
So they teed off. About two holes into the game, the friends got curious about what the guy did for a living. So they asked him. The stranger told them he was a hitman. The friends all laughed.
The guy said, “No really, I’m a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you’d like.”
So one of the friends decided to check it out. He opened the bag and, sure enough, there was a rifle with a huge scope attached it. He got all excited and said, “WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?”
The hit man replied, “Sure.”
So the guy looked for a second and said, “YEAH! I can see my house! I can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There’s my wife, naked. Isn’t she beautiful? WAIT! There’s my next-door neighbor! And he’s naked too!”
This really upset the guy, so he asked the hitman how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replied, “I get $1000 every time I pull the trigger.”
The guy responded, “One thousand dollars? Well, okay. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She’s always nagging at me and I can’t stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing around with my wife.”
The hit man agreed. He geared up and looked through the scope. He was looking for about five minutes until finally the man started to get really impatient and asked, “What are you waiting for?”
The hitman replied, “Just hold on … I’m a about to save you a thousand bucks!”
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply . If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.' Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
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