Monday, October 20, 2008

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Things That Remind You of Sex

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:40 AM CDT

You know they say that a guy thinks about sex about once every few minutes? Here is why…

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Daily Cool Pictures

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT

Welcome back on another Monday. Starting off with Funtasticus is always a good move. Enjoy these fun pics as promised.

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Smoking Hot Japanese Race Queens

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT

Why do guys go for car shows? For the cars? Take a look at these Japanese race queens and tell me if you see any cars.

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Romanian Beauty - Alina Vacariu

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT

Alina Vacariu is one gorgeous Romanian model and actress. Not surprisingly, she was voted Romania’s Model of the Year in 1998, at the ripe old age of 14!!! Talk about being a high-flyer in the modeling industry. She has since acted in some TV series that never really made it big but got on the covers of Stuff and Maxim. Bask in this Romanian beauty.

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Innocent Humor of Children

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please
don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I
cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and 'flee' out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What
happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget…. this particular Sunday
sermon…'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward
heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are
but dust…' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in
her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Alien Paroxysm

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT

You have crash landed on a planet that is swamped with aliens. You need to protect yourself and try to get out alive. This is an adventure game that involves puzzles and lots of shooting. Have fun.




Daily Cool Videos

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT

MUSICIAN PLAYS BANJO DURING BRAIN SURGERY - Musician told to play his banjo during his own brain operation so the surgeons know if they have managed to fix his hand tremor problem. Wonder what happens if he plays the drums?





MOST TOUCHING COMMERCIAL EVER - Tell me if don’t feel a tear welling up your eye with this commercial for an insurance company. Powerfully done.





SLOW MOTION KILLS - Beautifully shot slow-motion videos of how predators catch and kill their prey. Survival of the fittest!

Nature’s Greatest Kills ( High Speed Camera Slowmotion ) - Click here for more free videos

Hurricanes Seen from Space

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT

Hurricanes, one of nature’s forces to be reckoned with. Coming into contact with one is never a pretty thing but that cannot be said when seeing this nature’s fury from far far away like Space.

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Celebrity Cleavages

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT

There’s absolutely nothing wrong admiring these kinda abstract thing called cleavage. Afterall, they were ‘done up’ for the sake of being admired right? Why is cleavage so exciting to men? It is basically the part between the REAL parts of interest, i.e. breasts. So since we cannot see the REAL thing, the areas beside them become exciting too? Hmmm…

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Short Funnies

Posted: 20 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
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Riddle
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?


Riddle answer… The mail does not come on Sunday

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