Posted: 15 Oct 2008 07:48 AM CDT
Posted: 15 Oct 2008 07:42 AM CDT
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see..Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
Posted: 15 Oct 2008 07:36 AM CDT
No matter what others say, I think that can never get too much of Denise Milani. This voluptuous model is sometimes known as ‘the new queen of eroticism’. This Czech hottie is definitely one of the most popular glamour models currently. So what do you think is her boob size?
Staggering 34DDD or 34F depending on where you are!
Posted: 15 Oct 2008 07:30 AM CDT
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE - Discussing serious issues like girls, parties, super powers and orgies!
HOW BIG IS YOUR ‘DECK’? - Hilarious comedy with Drew Carey about 4 guys comparing their ‘decks’
Posted: 15 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT
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Posted: 15 Oct 2008 07:06 AM CDT
An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court of a small, remote village. During the proceedings, custody of the children was the big problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into the world, she should be the one to retain custody of them.
The old mountaineer was also seeking custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the story.
After a lengthy silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and said, “Judge, when I put a dollar into a coke machine and a coke comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?”
Posted: 15 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT
Get this baby and you will sure get the ‘OOOh’ and ‘AAAh’s from your friends. This glass keyboard is a design by Kong Fanwen and unfortunately only exists in the mind of the designer right now. The idea is to sue a small camera with motion capture capabilities to track your fingers as you type, which is actually not a new technology. There are some portable keyboards that already do that where a beam of light projects the keys on any surface and it recognizes what you type by tracking your fingers.
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