Posted: 08 Oct 2008 07:15 AM CDT
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Do you think there is too much Megan Fox on Funtasticus? Note that we don’t really care what you say actually… For those who don’t know, Fox once shared with GQ Magazine that she fell in love with a female stripper when she was 18 and used the experience to illustrate her belief that “…all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.”
Posted: 08 Oct 2008 07:06 AM CDT
Posted: 08 Oct 2008 07:03 AM CDT
Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive Colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine.
To Bill’s delilght, he sees a PC in the corner.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
Posted: 07 Oct 2008 07:30 AM CDT
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Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
L: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
L: Does your wife beat you up?
L: Is your wife a nagger?
L: Why do you want this divorce?
L: What makes you think that?
L: What kind of proof?
Posted: 07 Oct 2008 07:18 AM CDT
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