Tuesday, October 14, 2008

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More Marriage Humor

Posted: 14 Oct 2008 07:30 AM CDT

I am certainly not against marriage but there are just too many hilarious comics on marriage not to share with everyone here. Most of them are probably based on true experience unfortunately but marriage is still a good thing!

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Amazingly Stupid Lawyer Quotes

Posted: 14 Oct 2008 07:21 AM CDT

Apparently published in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are statements and questions made by real lawyers during their trials. No wonder lawyers have such bad rep!

1. “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

2. “The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”

3. “Were you present when your picture was taken?”

4. “Were you alone or by yourself?”

5. “Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?”

6. “Did he kill you?”

7. “How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

8. “You were there until the time you left, is that true?”

9. “How many times have you committed suicide?”

10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And what were you doing at that time?”

11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “How many were boys?”
A: “None.”
Q: “Were there any girls?”

12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”

13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?
A: “I went to Europe, sir.”
Q: “And you took your new wife?”

14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by whose death was it terminated?”

15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Q: “Was this a male or female?”

16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?”
A: “No, this is how I dress when I go to work.”

17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?”
A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?”
A: “Oral.”

19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.”
Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.”

20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
A: “No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.”

21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
A: “I have been since early childhood.”

22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

Brooklyn Decker

Posted: 14 Oct 2008 07:18 AM CDT

Brooklyn Decker is an American model born on 12 April 1987 in Ohio, US. You may not have heard of her, but you should have heard of her fiancee Andy Roddick? Yup, wedding bells are set to sound in Spring of 2009. Andy is one lucky guy!

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Trench Warfare

Posted: 14 Oct 2008 07:15 AM CDT

Really great simple game of warfare where you need to takeover trenches and gain ground to defeat the enemies. Plan your attack properly and after you have sufficient troops. Call in the artillery and your snipers!




Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 14 Oct 2008 07:12 AM CDT

SONG FOR WIFE - You should definitely say these things to your wife… if you want a divorce.




SEVERED SNAKE HEAD STILL ATTACKS - Why does this snake remind me of Terminator?





FUNNY ACCENTS GET YOU IN TROUBLE - Funny narration of an Italian man who gets misunderstood whatever he says.

Calendar Girls

Posted: 14 Oct 2008 07:09 AM CDT

These nice calendar girls are the works of Sergei Kondrashin.

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Remote Paradise

Posted: 14 Oct 2008 07:06 AM CDT

It is hard to find a place of peace and beauty that is not corrupted by people. I would love to just sit and relax in these untainted oasis if I ever get the chance. But the irony is, then it would no longer be untainted.

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Finding a Cock

Posted: 14 Oct 2008 07:03 AM CDT

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that was the time the cock fights occurred in the village. So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, “Has anybody got a cock?”

All the men stood up.

“No, No,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?”

All the women stood up.

“No, No,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?”

Half the women stood up.

“No, No,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?”

All the alter boys stood up.

Everyday Girls

Posted: 13 Oct 2008 07:27 AM CDT

Nice natural, unphotoshopped girls in real-life.

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