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| Posted: 23 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST Advertising that hits home with powerful messages. Sure to make one sit up and take notice!
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| Posted: 23 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST With so much attention given to Israel right now, we feel we need to do the same for their Hollywood counterparts. Did you know that we quite a number of amazingly hot Jewish chicks in Hollywood?? I didn’t either! ELIZABETH BANKS AMANDA BYNES BETH OSTROSKY CINDY MARGOLIS JAMIE LYNN SIGLER JENNIFER CONNELLY KATIE PRICE MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG PATRICIA ARQUETTE SARA PAXTON SARAH MICHELLE GELLER SARAH SILVERMAN SELMA BLAIR NATALIE PORTMAN ISLA FISHER BROOKE BURKE KATE HUDSON MILA KUNIS NIKKI ZIERING RACHEL BISON EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI SCARLETT JOHANSSON BAR RAFELI  |
| Politics and Corporate Models According to Cows Posted: 23 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd’s pie, please. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people? AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute…  |
| Posted: 23 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST Another week, another set of hot chicks to enjoy, I love doing what I do.  |
| Paid Review: Vertor.com Torrent Site Posted: 23 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST Downloading of all types of files and information has become a commonplace activity for most internet users. One popular way of doing this is through the use of torrents. For the rare person who is unaware of torrents, it is basically a method of direct peer-to-peer downloading system. You will need to install a torrent downloading software and you can then open any torrent files to start the download. Today, we are reviewing a torrent site, called Vertor.com. Based on their claims, Vertor is a unique torrent site in several ways.
Thus based on all these cool features that are not so commonly found in other torrent sites, you might be interested to check out Vertor.com for your torrent needs. Personally, I think the best feature is the claim that all torrents are scanned for virus, which is a great assurance especially in this age of virus proliferation. So give it a shot and let me know what you think. But remember to keep it clean and only download non-copyrighted stuff!  |
| Posted: 23 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST Heavy Lift vessel carrying the worlds largest IKEA table Ground-Based Midcourse Defense (GMD) Sea based X band radar platform arrives in Pearl Harbor aboard Heavy lift vessel Blue Marlin in January, 2006. On December 12, USS Cole (DDG-67), once a powerful symbol of U.S. military might, limped home aboard the Norwegian transport ship M/V Blue Marlin for repairs to a gaping hole left by a bomb attack in Yemen that killed 17 U.S. sailors. The destroyer, unable to sail under its own steam, was carried into a cold & choppy Pascagoula Bay by the heavy-lift vessel Blue Marlin after a 6 week voyage from Yemen. Ship carrying the PDQ oil platform 18000 ton heavy lift carrier
Oil Production Platform being loaded onto ship Bizarre Submersible Heavy Lift Vessel  |
| Posted: 23 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST STAGES OF DEATH EXPLAINED WITH HUMOR DANCING BOOBS  |
| Posted: 23 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST Marisa Miller is definitely one perfect sexy Californian model. Not surprisingly, she was voted TOP on Maxim’s “Hot 100″ list”. Did you know that she was an excellent volleyball player in her high school days? She is also an ambassador for the American Cancer Society to which proceeds from her online store are donated. She also supports the Young Survival Coalition, which seeks to promote awareness of breast cancer in women under 40, as well as environmental organization The Surfrider Foundation, which aims to preserve the world’s oceans and beaches.. God bless her soul.  |
| Turkey’s Amazing Cotton Castle Posted: 23 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST An unusual natural and historical site with the sparkling white castle -like cascades, Pamukkale is one of the most important highlights of Turkey, unique in the world. The site is named in Turkish as “Pamukkale”, that means “cotton castle”, parallel to the glorious and spectacular view of the site. The dazzling white calcareous castles are formed by limestone-laden thermal springs, creating the unbelievable formation of stalactites, potholes and cataracts. The ancient city of Hierapolis was built on top of the white “castle” which is in total about 2700 meters long and 160m high. It can be seen from a great distance, eg. when driving down the hills on the opposite side of the valley to the town of Denizli, which is 20 km away. Pamukkale is located in Turkey’s Inner Aegean region, in the River Menderes valley, which enjoys a temperate climate over the greater part of the year. The tectonic movements that took place in the fault depression of the Menderes river basin did not only cause frequent earthquakes, but also gave rise to the emergence of a number of very hot springs, and it is the water from one of these springs, with its large mineral content — chalk in particular — that created Pamukkale. Apart from some radioactive material, the water contains large amounts of hydrogen carbonate and calcium, which leads to the precipitation of calcium carbonate. The effect of this natural phenomenon leaves thick white layers of limestone and travertine cascading down the mountain slope, making the area look like a fortress of cotton or a frozen waterfall. Awesome natural wonder.
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| Posted: 23 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.” The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” “Yes, Father, ’tis I.” “And who might be the woman you were with?” “I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It would ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?” “I cannot say.” “Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” “I’m sorry, but I’ll not name her.” “Was it Cathy O’Dell?” “My lips are sealed.” “Was it Fiona Mallory, then?” “Please, Father, I cannot tell you.” The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy O’ Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now.” Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?” “Five more good leads!”  |
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