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More of Russia After Dark Posted: 13 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST Found more pictures of Russia taken in the beauty of the night. Go to our previous post to enjoy more if you like this set!

Tight Sexy Shorts Posted: 13 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST You really got to hand it to women who can turn any piece of clothing into something amazingly sexy like shorts. Who would have guessed that shorts can be so hot? I believe that a perfectly tight and mini pair of shorts can look as good or even better than a mini-skirt! Those who agree with me, let me hear you!

Kindness Doesn’t Always Pay! Posted: 13 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it was those bast*rds at the Post Office. Edna

All About Women Posted: 13 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST Listen to these intelligence data gathered by the sacrifice of men gone before you about women. They will deny that any of these are true, but ignore them at your folly!

Legs from a Different Perspective Posted: 13 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST Now this is a different way of appreciating a women’s legs… from under the skirt!

Jena Lyn Posted: 13 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST This is a relatively new (or unknown) model, Jena Lyn. So just enjoy these pictures of her and do share if you know anything about her.

Microwave Saga Posted: 13 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST This is probably a real-life incident captured about the ongoing saga of the office microwaves. These folks have too much time on their hands. It all began when this department bought a microwave and stuck this note on it. Not to be outdone, another department in the same office decided that they needed one too. And they made sure that everyone else got the point… Finally, a 3rd note emerged in the pantry… THE END.

Baby Names Posted: 13 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother… he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew."

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