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| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST I’m sure you know about the chaos that is going on in the Middle East with Israel invading Gaza because of the rocket attacks by Hamas militants. I know that I do not have the full picture, but it seems to me that Israel has the right to protect itself. You may not agree and that is fine, but I think we all can agree that the most pitiful are the innocent citizens in Gaza, who are caught in between. My heart goes out to them…  |
| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST Check out these hot looking pieces of weaponry.
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| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 06:10 AM CST “If you win, you do not have to explain. If you lose, you should not be there to explain.” - Adolf Hitler  |
| That is What I Call a Salesman! Posted: 12 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." Well, the boss likes the kid so he gives him a job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." The next day, after the store's been locked up, the boss says, "How many sales did you make?" The kid says, "Just one." The boss says, "Just one?! Our salespeople average twenty to thirty sales a day! How much was the sale for?" The kid grins and says, "$99,327.99." The boss says, "$99,327.99? What the hell did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat; so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. The he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Blazer." The boss says, "You mean, a guy came in here to buy a fish hook, and you sold him a boat and a truck?" The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, your weekends's shot; you might as well go fishing.'"  |
| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST These are the remnants of the wild party I had over the weekend.  |
| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST There has been so many of these crazy and hilarious signs circulating on the net, but I always wonder why I never see any in real life? Perhaps I need to get out more…
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| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST DON’T BE THAT GUY! - Irritating people that you would have encountered in your car. Perhaps you ARE one of them!
SPECTACULAR SIGNBOARD CRASH - Guess the signboard won. I can hear the signboard ringing!  |
| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST Dukai Regina is one super sexy Hungarian model and singer. Here she is on the Hungarian FHM.
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| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST You got to see this coming. The next big vice will no longer be your xbox or your wii, but it will be an overdose of blogging.  |
| Posted: 12 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex,” she said. The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”  |
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