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Posted: 09 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST You might have seen a couple of these driving around, but bet there are many that you have not seen before. Here is a nice collection of bumper stickers produced. · My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her…or something like that. · Keep honking while I reload. · If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. · Bad Cop! No Donut! · Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. · It's lonely at the top, but you eat better · I love cats … they taste just like chicken. · I get enough exercise just pushing my luck · Sorry, I don't date outside my species · Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. · Cover me. I'm changing lanes. · As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. · Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. · Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. · Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep. · I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car … · Tow-ers will be violated. · Montana - At least our cows are sane! · The gene pool could use a little chlorine. · I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. · Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT! · It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. · When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. · Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. · Friends don't let Friends drive Naked. · Wink, I'll do the rest! · I took an IQ test and the results were negative. · When there's a will, I want to be in it! · Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? · If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? · Diarrhea is inherited. It runs in your jeans! · Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students! · My karma ran over my dogma. · Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from! · Forget about World Peace…..Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! · Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. · Give me ambiguity or give me something else. · We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. · Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. · He who laughs last thinks slowest. · Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. · Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. · Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. · Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. · Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. · Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. i souport publik edekasion. · We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. · Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. · There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. · Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? · Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? · Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'… till you can find a rock. · 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. |
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Posted: 09 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST Anna Kay Faris was born on 29 November 1976 and is an American actress who made a name for herself playing bimbo-tic roles on the spoof film series - “Scary Movie”. She is definitely highly cute and carries off the role of a bimbo quite convincingly. I really loved her in one of her latest film ‘The House Bunny’. Oh and did I mention that she is really really cute? |
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