Funtasticus.com

Our Body Posted: 15 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST Unfortunately, I have no idea what technique of photography this is, but it looks pretty darn cool anyway. Any photographer care to enlighten us? It’s pretty nice how there is over-exposure in certain parts of the photograph to highlight or accentuate those parts.

Partying Las Vegas Style Posted: 15 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST Think this was the Halloween party held in Las Vegas last year. Slightly overdue but great to see nonetheless. Why aren’t there such hot parties around my neighborhood??

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 15 Jan 2009 06:10 AM CST A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

A $2 Bill Posted: 15 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST An apparently true story circulated via email from a friend, who knew a friend, who knew someone else, who’s 2nd cousin’s uncle’s friend experienced. —————————————————————– On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about people getting pissed at me. ME: “Hi, I’d like one seven layer burrito please, to go.” IT: “Is that it?” ME: “Yep.” IT: “That’ll be $1.04, eat here?” ME: “No, it’s *to* *go*.” [I hate effort duplication.] At his point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny and IT: “Uh, hang on a sec, I’ll be right back.” He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them. IT: “Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?” MG: “No. A what?” IT: “A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me.” MG: “Ask for something else, THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A $2 BILL.” IT: “Yeah, thought so.” He comes back to me and says IT: “We don’t take these. Do you have anything else?” ME: “Just this fifty. You don’t take $2 bills? Why?” IT: “I don’t know.” ME: “See here where it says legal tender?” IT: “Yeah.” ME: “So, shouldn’t you take it?” IT: “Well, hang on a sec.” He goes back to his manager who is watching me like I’m going to shoplift, and IT: “He says I have to take it.” MG: “Doesn’t he have anything else?” IT: “Yeah, a fifty. I’ll get it and you can open the safe and get change.” MG: “I’M NOT OPENING THE SAFE WITH HIM IN HERE.” [my emphasis] IT: “What should I do?” MG: “Tell him to come back later when he has REAL money.” IT: “I can’t tell him that, you tell him.” MG: “Just tell him.” IT: “No way, this is weird, I’m going in back.” The manager approaches me and says MG: “Sorry, we don’t take big bills this time of night.” [it was 8pm and this particular Taco Bell is in a well lighted indoor mall with 100 other stores.] ME: “Well, here’s a two.” MG: “We don’t take *those* either.” ME: “Why the hell not?” MG: “I think you *know* why.” ME: “No really, tell me, why?” MG: “Please leave before I call mall security.” ME: “Excuse me?” MG: “Please leave before I call mall security.” ME: “What the hell for?” MG: “Please, sir.” ME: “Uh, go ahead, call them.” MG: “Would you please just leave?” ME: “No.” MG: “Fine, have it your way then.” ME: “No, that’s Burger King, isn’t it?” At this point he BACKS away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people STARING at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45 year oldish guy comes in and says [at the other end of counter, in a whisper. SG: "Yeah, Mike, what's up?" MG: "This guy is trying to give me some [pause] funny money.” SG: “Really? What?” MG: “Get this, a *two* dollar bill.” SG: “Why would a guy fake a $2 bill?” [incredulous] MG: “I don’t know? He’s kinda weird. Says the only other thing he has is a fifty.” SG: “So, the fifty’s fake?” MG: “NO, the $2 is.” SG: “Why would he fake a $2 bill?” MG: “I don’t know. Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?” SG: “Yeah…” Security guard walks over to me and says SG: “Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you’re trying to use.” ME: “Uh, no.” SG: “Lemme see ‘em.” ME: “Why?” SG: “Do you want me to get the cops in here?” At this point I was ready to say, “SURE, PLEASE,” but I wanted to eat, so I said ME: “I’m just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this $2 bill.” I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I was taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and says SG: “Mike, what’s wrong with this bill?” MG: “It’s fake.” SG: “It doesn’t look fake to me.” MG: “But it’s a **$2** bill.” SG: “Yeah?” MG: “Well, there’s no such thing, is there?” The security guard and I both looked at him like he was an idiot, and it dawned on the guy that he had no clue. My burrito was free and he threw in a small drink and those cinnamon things, too. Makes me want to get a whole stack of $2 bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of people, I could probably end up in jail. At least you get free food.

Japanese Naughty Anime Chicks Posted: 15 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST Some might call them Hentai or Manga, but you know what I am referring to. These sexy and revealing comic girls are definitely not for young kids. And unfortunately (or fortunately), they have become a big part of the adult industry in Japan. Do you think it unnatural to be turned on by comic characters?

Snow Art Posted: 15 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST Some artist decided that normal paper was not good enough for his art and decided to use the snow as his canvas instead. Very nicely done until the wind comes or more snow falls. Pity.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 15 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST DANGEROUS FLIRTING - This hot chick, called Bunny Boiler flirts with guys infront of their own girlfriends. Some girlfriends are not too pleased. GONE IN 40 SECONDS Unbelievable that 2008 is gone and we are already in 2009. Here is what outside looked like over the past year. GPS VOICES Haunting you in a store near by.

Sydney Penny Posted: 15 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST Sydney Penny is an American Emmy-nominated actress most known for her roles in soap operas ‘All My Children’ and ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’. She also appeared in the TV series Beverly Hills 90210. She is apparently close friends to Sarah Michelle Geller. She is married to producer Robert Powers and welcomed their first child in 2007. And you might have guessed it, she is a mixed blood of Cherokee Native American descent. She is very cute in her own unique way don’t you think?

Ride 007 - Aston Martin Vanquish Posted: 15 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST Or known as the Aston Martin Vanquish, this is surely one extreme ride! I believe that this was the modified version of the Vanquish used for the movie but apart from the weapons, this car should be the real thing. I wouldn’t mind driving a car like that… really.

Sexual Consultation Posted: 15 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST “Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.” “Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.” The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett,” the medic said. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.” The doctor took the husband aside. “I can see why you can’t get it up.”

You are subscribed to email updates from Funtasticus.com Humor & Fun Blog To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now.	Email Delivery powered by FeedBurner
Inbox too full? Subscribe to the feed version of Funtasticus.com Humor & Fun Blog in a feed reader.
If you prefer to unsubscribe via postal mail, write to: Funtasticus.com Humor & Fun Blog, c/o FeedBurner, 20 W Kinzie, 9th Floor, Chicago IL USA 60610