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| 2008 in Pictures by Spiegel Magazine Posted: 21 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST Spiegel is a popular German magazine that has recently published a set of photos representing the best of 2008. Check them out and see if they are any better than the others recently posted.
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| Posted: 21 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST Sexy girls wearing ties. Not very usual to find this combination of sexiness with ties, but there are a few exceptions…
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| Posted: 21 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST Lesson Number One A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. —————————————————————————————- A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy”. “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there. Lesson Number Three When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.” The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The Hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.” And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! —————————————————————————————- Lesson Number Four A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him. Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you’re warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!  |
| Posted: 21 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST More sexy chicks getting wet and having fun with cars. Think we can never get tired of seeing them in this way!
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| Posted: 21 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST A ‘Blue Hole’ is sometimes known as a vertical cave, named due to their dramatic contrast between the dark blue and deeper waters of their depths compared to the lighter blue waters of the shallow parts all around their mouth. The water in those depths seldom gets circulated out and as such have very low oxygen content, making them non-conducive to most sea-life but bacteria. But they can be awesomely amazing to behold as you can see. Great Blue Hole, Belize The Blue Hole, Dahab Dean's Blue Hole, Bahamas The Blue Hole, Gozo The Blue Cave, Korcula  |
| Posted: 21 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST WALK-IN CLOSET FOR GUYS?
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| Posted: 21 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST Catherine Ann Kate Bosworth is an American actress born on 2 January 1983. Her first movie was in Robert Redford’s film ‘The Horse Whisperer’. She was most recently seen in the film ‘21′. 2008 was probably a very good year for her as she became both Calvin Klein Jeans newest model and spokeswoman for Coach bags. What is quite impressive is the fact that she was actually accepted into Princeton University in 2000, but due to her continued deferment, her place was eventually released. Thus, she is probably quite a smart chick. I think that she is cute, Mandy Moore kind of cute, not gorgeous but adorable. She usually plays very young characters, so these set of pictures is not quite easy to get used to. Anyway, enjoy them.
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| Posted: 21 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST No, this is not a picture of a car showroom. Let me give you a hint: this is a shipping port. Yup, these are the cars that dealers have refused to collect as they have simply no more space in their stores since they have been unable to sell existing stock due to the current economic crisis.
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| Behind Every Successful Man Is His Wife Posted: 21 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?" "As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife. "Piss on him," answered the husband. "You did," said the wife, "and he fired you." "Well, f*ck him," said the husband. "I did, and you go back to work in the morning."  |
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