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Modern Interpretations of Posted: 06 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST We are all familiar with Leonardo Da Vinci’s painting of ‘The Last Supper’, but that was done many many years ago and perhaps an updated ‘version’ of this painting is in order? Here are some possible alternatives.

Flexible Russian Girls Posted: 06 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST For those with a fetish for flexible chicks, this is your day. Bringing to you the very best of Russian hotness that can get into positions beyond your wildest imaginations.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 06 Jan 2009 06:10 AM CST One day your life life will flash before your eyes…. will you fall asleep watching it?

Words of Wisdom In Crisis Mode Posted: 06 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST The next time the shit hits the fan, remembering some of these eternal words of wisdom will help you tolerate the stench a little better. 1) Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2) You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 3) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. 4) Happiness is merely the remission of pain. 5) Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. 6) Sometimes too much drink is not enough. 7) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. 9) Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. 10) Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. 11) Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. 12) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 13) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. 14) I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. 15) Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. 16) All things being equal, fat people use more soap. 17) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 18) One-seventh of you life is spent on Monday. 19) By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 20) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 21) The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. 22) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 23) This is as bad as it can get, but don’t bet on it. 24) Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. 25) The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a “do it yourself” thing.

Body Art - Behind the Scenes (Part 2) Posted: 06 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST Part 2 in our tour of body art behind the scenes.

Interesting Trees Posted: 06 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST Trees come in all shapes and sizes and here are some nice photography of trees and some strange specimens as well.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 06 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST COLORFUL GOAL CELEBRATIONS Soccer players going crazy after scoring their goals. DON’T OVERDO IT Family gets their whole house plastered with Christmas lights until something goes wrong. HARD AT WORK How to make your boss think that you are hard at work typing furiously on your keyboard?

Monica Hansen Posted: 06 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST Monica Hansen is another mixed beauty with roots from Norway and Brazil. This drop-dead gorgeous model looks perfect in almost every angle, a body that every guy cannot help but take a 2nd look and a face that can make any guy infatuated on sight. And she can apparently drink you under your table!

Career Change? Posted: 06 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST Creative set of advertisements by a job agency.

Saying the Right Thing Posted: 06 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party… As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian. ' He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,' Son… what happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.' Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??' His son replies, 'Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!" Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time… PRICELESS!

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