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Russia After Dark Posted: 05 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST Beautiful night photography of Russia after the sun sets.

Thailand International Motor Expo 2008 Goodness Posted: 05 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST Some excerpts of the very best in the recent Thailand International Motor Expo 2008 that took place from 29 Nov to 10 Dec. Sorry to disappoint, but there are very few cars in these pictures.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 05 Jan 2009 06:10 AM CST A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.

Driving Theory Posted: 05 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST The following are supposed REAL answers given on exams by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (i.e. Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders). Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.” Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would hard to be a dickhead all day long.

Passing of an Era - Betty Page Posted: 05 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST You might be famiilar with Betty Page or at least the cartoon series that evolved from her. Unfortunately, Betty Page has recently passed away at a ripe old age of 85 years. She can be said to be one of the very first sex symbols of the modern world. She was one of the first models who gave life to the term pornography where she was one of the first Playboy playmates to appear nude on Playboy magazine. Needless to say, she shot to fame extremely fast with all the pent up desires of men suddenly having an outlet through Playboy. However, she soon decided to step out of the limelight and her modeling career after becoming a Christian. She even went to Angola as a Baptist missionary! Talk about extremes! Whatever the case, Betty Page revolutionized the entire modeling industry with her boldness to go where no women has gone before.

Enjoy a Cup of Tea Posted: 05 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST Random collection of pictures with a common subject - tea.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 05 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST JIZZ IN MY PANTS Funky rap song set to conquer the billboard charts! DRUNK KARAOKE SET Enjoy all the fun of karaoke while drunk even when you are not! BAD TIMING Chick in negligee tries to seduce her guy from the back while he is watching sports.

Cassie Keller Posted: 05 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST Cassie Keller is a relatively new American model from Michigan. She is mostly seen on Playboy magazines.

Yellow in Focus Posted: 05 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST Some nice photography & works of all things yellow.

Vincent Van Gogh Family Tree Posted: 05 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST Someone seriously had too much time on their hands to come up with this. Enjoy. The dizzy aunt ——————————– Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes ——————— Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store Stop n Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia ————– U Gogh The cousin from Illinois —————————- Chica Gogh His magician uncle ———————————- Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin ——————————– A mee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother Gring Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach———- Wells-far Gogh The constipated uncle ————————— Can’ t Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt———————- Tang Gogh The bird lover uncle —————————— Fla min Gogh The fruit loving cousin————————— Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking———- Way-to-Gogh The little bouncy nephew———————— Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco————————– Go Gogh His niece who travels the country in an RV— Winnie Bay Gogh I saw you smiling - there ya Gogh !

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