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| Politically Incorrect Definitions Posted: 16 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST Words defined more accurately than Websters.
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| Posted: 16 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST You will surely like this. This is not just normal Friday girls but girls in short, sexy and drool-worthy skirts! I don’t know about you, but sometimes these short skirts drive me more nuts than seeing what is inside.
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| Posted: 16 Jan 2009 06:10 AM CST The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.  |
| More Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes Posted: 16 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST I thought that I had a great list previously, but guess human’s ability to be sarcastic knows no bounds and here are more great and caustic one-liners seen on bumper stickers. · I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles. · I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die · If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. · Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. · There's too much blood in my alcohol system. · I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. · Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. · WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. · You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. · BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. · So you're a feminist…Isn't that cute! · I need someone really bad… are you really bad? · Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. · Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. · To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. · I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. · The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. · My kid had sex with your honor student. · Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail. · If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. · Help wanted: Telepathy … you know where to apply. · Hang up and drive. · Lord save me from your followers. · Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. · Born again pagan. · God must love stupid people, he made so many. · I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. · Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. · Friends don't let Friends drive Naked. · Wink, I'll do the rest! · I took an IQ test and the results were negative. · Ax me about Ebonics · Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel · Boldly going nowhere · CATS: The other white meat · CAUTION - Driver legally blonde! · Warning: I intentionally run over small, furry animals. · Don't be sexist - broads hate that · Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway · Heart Attacks…God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends · He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged · Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window · How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost. · I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi… Oooh! Donuts! · If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets · If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now · I'm an imbecile and I vote · WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition · What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull · CAUTION: I drive just like you! · If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. · Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings." · Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself. · It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now. · "Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point." · Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That. · Saw It… Wanted It… Had A Fit… Got It! · Constipated people don't give a crap. · If you drink, don't park–accidents cause people. · Who lit the fuse on your tampon? · My kid got your honor roll student pregnant. · To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing. · If at first you don't succeed…blame someone else and seek counseling. · If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. · You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me. · The Earth Is Full - Go Home. · I Have The Body Of A God……Buddha. · This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me. · So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. · Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. · If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? · The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name. · I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere. · If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong… · Fight Crime: Shoot Back! · Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. · Boldly going nowhere · Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window · Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them · WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. · 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. · Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.  |
| Posted: 16 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST Girls and water is just like peanut butter and jam, together, they are so much more tasty!
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| Posted: 16 Jan 2009 05:40 AM CST Don’t blame us guys, it is really not our fault. It is just a natural uncontrollable reflex action that our eyes become drawn to sexy objects. Understand that we really have no choice!  |
| Posted: 16 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST HILARIOUS RUSSIAN STUDENT PRANKS
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| Posted: 16 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST f you just cannot get enough of this sexy goddess, Gemma Atkinson, you definitely must get her 2009 calendar, which is just exploding with sexiness and heat. In this way, you will get to stare at her every single day for the entire 2009!  |
| Posted: 16 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST Do you think these pictures are photoshopped????
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| Posted: 16 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he’ll have a little fun with the old guy, so he says, “Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?” The rabbi says, “We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle.” The kid says, “And what do you do with the matzo crumbs from your table?” We send them to the matzo ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzos.” The kid grins and thinks he’s got him on this one: “And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?” The old rabbi smiles beatifically and replies: We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you.”  |
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