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Best of Reuters 2008 Posted: 31 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST Reuters has published their best photographs of 2008, which I thought would be interesting to share. All credits go to Reuters of course. My favorite is the last one on the list. Name your pick!

Sizzling Race Queens Posted: 31 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST These smoking hot race queens is sure to get not just the car engines going.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 31 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST “Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.” - Adrienne E. Gusoff Gusoff

How Much to Bite Your Breasts? Posted: 31 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again; "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah", says the little old Jewish man… "Costs too much…"

Body Art - Behind the Scenes (Part 1) Posted: 31 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST We have seen many sexy body art pics here on Funtasticus. Here is another set with an interesting twist, seeing how it is done from behind the scenes.

More of Our Crazy World Posted: 31 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST 1. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. 2. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop. 3. A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore — where a tree blew over and killed him. 4. Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers of low-level bridges when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level bridge — killing him. 5. Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old store clerk in Leeds, England, was so afraid of dentists that in 1979 he asked a fellow worker to try to cure his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punch caused Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died of a fractured skull. 6. Two West German motorists had an all-too-literal head-on collision in heavy fog near the small town of Guetersloh. Each was guiding his car at a snail's pace near the centre of the road. At the moment of impact their heads were both out of the windows when they smacked together. Both men were hospitalised with severe head injuries. Their cars weren't scratched. 7. George Schwartz, owner of a factory in Providence, R.I., narrowly escaped death when a 1983 blast flattened his factory except for one wall. After treatment for minor injuries, he returned to the scene to search for files. The remaining wall then collapsed on him, killing him. 8. Depressed since he could not find a job, 42-year-old Romolo Ribolla, in 1981, sat in his kitchen near Pisa, Italy, with a gun in his hand threatening to kill himself. His wife pleaded for him not to do it, and after about an hour he burst into tears and threw the gun to the floor. It went off and killed his wife.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 31 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST SERIOUS TENNIS COACH - Cute chick hates her tennis coach and she is not afraid to say it on the court. KIDS DO THE DARNEST THINGS - Kids doing crazy funny stuff. FUNNY SKATEBOARD FALL - If he had listened to his parents’ advice to take up gymnastics classes, this wouldn’t have been so painful.

Jessica Gomes - Mixed Blood Perfection Posted: 31 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Jessica Gomes is one hot sexy mixed blood. Chinese and Portuguese to be precise. She is an Australian model who has volunteered her body for body-painting and appeared on Sports Illustrated in 2008. Definitely one unique beauty!

Lighter Side of Life Posted: 31 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Some funny comics that you may have seen but can still use the laughter anyway.

Budapest Tattoo Exhibition Posted: 31 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Some pictures of what took place at the Budapest Tattoo Exhibition on 30 Nov 08.

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