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World’s Impressive Bridges Posted: 15 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST Bridges are one of the ways that many major cities distinguish themselves. Here are some of the more impressive architectural feats done using bridges.

Sizzling Venezuelan Bikini Chicks Calendar Posted: 15 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST Urbe Bikini is basically the Venezuelan equivalent of Maxim, which features many sexy and gorgeous chicks in bikinis. How about this for broadening your sights?

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 15 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Carter yells, "Quick, save the women and children!" Nixon: "Screw the women and children" Clinton: "Do we have time?"

Effective Weight Loss Program Posted: 15 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’ Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, ‘If you catch me you can have me’. Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. ‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.’ ‘Absolutely,’ he replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years.’ The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, you’re mine.’ He lost 63 pounds that week

Women of HOUSE Posted: 15 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST Hugh Laurie or more affectionately known as House, M.D in the House TV series really has quite a good job being able to work with several hot actresses at one time. Here are some nice pics of the women on House, namely: Lisa Edelstein, Jennifer Morrison and Olivia Wilde. Jennifer Morrison is the best of the lot for me.

Bubble Photography Posted: 15 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Photographs with bubbles as the subject.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 15 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST STRIP-DANCE MISTAKE - Smoking hot chick attempts a sexy stripdance until she fouls-up half-way. Funny and great, that I get to watch her do it all over again! MONSTER ARISING - A monster rises from the group in the middle of a park and terrorizes passer-bys. Watch for the end! BEER TASER - Guy allows himself to be tasered while drinking beer. Hilarious reaction.

Mouth-Watering Nina Moric Posted: 15 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Any guy who sees this Croatian hotness, Nina Moric and is not turned on, needs to get his engines checked. She was born on 27 July 1976 and is a professional model. She is another one of those brainy sexy chicks that turned away from being a professional (i.e. lawyer) to become a model. She won the title of Miss Croatia and her other career highlight is featuring in Ricky Martin’s MTV of ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’. However to be completely honest, she gets full-marks for sexiness, but I find it hard to get pass her bloated lips at times (unfortunately).

Ice-Cream Delights Posted: 15 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST For those who cannot get enough ice-cream in their lives. You may already be seeing these things in your life.

Sexual Exhaustion Is Not An Excuse Posted: 15 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam! I will not tolerate any excuse whatsoever for your absence–unless of course you had to go to the hospital because of a serious injury, or someone died in your immediate family.” Just after she spoke, a wise ass in the back of the class exclaims: “Well, what if I were to tell you that I didn’t show up for the test because I experienced complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The students in the class try to suppress their snickers and muffled laughter. The teacher looks sympathetically towards the young man, smiles slyly and states: “Well, then…you’ll have to write with your other hand”.

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