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Roads Posted: 24 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST “Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.” - Robert Frost

Hottest Self Portraits Posted: 24 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST With social-networking sites becoming the ‘in’ thing, it brings with it a great eye-candy feast of sexy bodies and self images. Ah, the glories of the internet!

26 Actual Course Evaluations Posted: 24 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST These are real course evaluations made by students in various colleges and universities. 1. “This class was a religious experience for me…I had to take it all on faith.” 2. “Text makes a satisfying ‘thud’ when dropped on the floor.” 3. “The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree.” 4. “His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.” 5. “Textbook is confusing…Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it.” 6. “Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That’s the way I felt all term.” 7. “In class I learn that I can fudge answers and get away with it.” 8. “Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot.” 9. “The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.” 10. “Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room.” 11. “In class the syllabus is more important than you are.” 12. “I am convinced that you can learn by osmosis by just sitting in his class.” 13. “Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t wake up!” 14. “Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material.” 15. “Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing it’s a great stress reliever.” 16. “He is one of the best teachers I have had…He is well-organized, presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I hope my comments don’t hurt his chances of getting tenure.” 17. “I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They’ve got a cool nest in the tree.” 18. “He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.” 19. “This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays.” 20. “Most of us spent the 1st 3 weeks terrified of the class. Then solidarity kicked in.” 21. “Bogus number crunching. My HP is exhausted.” 22. “The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon.” 23. “TA steadily improved throughout the course…I think he started drinking and it really loosened him up.” 24. “Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose–spraying in all directions–no way to stop it.” 25. “I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used more while doing the problem sets than I would have used the text.” 26. “What’s the quality of the text? ‘Text is printed on high quality paper.’”

Miss Russia 2008 - Rossiyanka Xenia Suhinova Posted: 24 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST With Miss Universe 2008 just concluded, here is the representative from Russia, Rossiyanka Xenia Suhinova, winner of Miss Russia 2008. She is only alright in my opinion. Lots of other more gorgeous gals than her. What do you think?

Funny Animal Sex Posted: 24 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Here are some horny animals that didn’t quite pick the right partner to do the job.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 24 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST BUG WIMP - This guy has the serious case of bug scare. Guess we know who is not gonna be nominated Macho man of the year. BEST MOVIE INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES - Feel like a loser? This should perk you up. GYMNASTICS KICK - Morale of the story: standing in the path of a wildly flipping gymnast is a bad idea.

Geraldine Bazan Posted: 24 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Géraldine Bazán, born on 30 January 1983 is a Mexican actress, singer and anchorwoman currently living in Miami. This extremely hot and sexy star is definitely more than just a pretty face, with a talent for singing and speaking. She is also a strong supporter of charitable causes, including the US social and charity organizations and foundations in the areas of the homeless, discrimination, cancer, the Special Olympics, AIDS, etc. Why she was never Miss Mexico or even Miss Universe I’ll never know.

Coaster Ride Snapshots Posted: 24 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Fun seekers captured in their moment of madness and thrill on coaster rides.

Big Feet Means Big …? Posted: 24 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST A Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?' The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.' 'Don't be flattered… take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.

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