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More Slutty Girl Tops Posted: 04 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST So you may have seen some of them before, sue me. But there is nothing like seeing cute (warning: not all are) girls wearing tight tank-tops with slutty messages…

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 04 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Why it’s Better to be a Guy Posted: 04 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST Not that I need any reminders on how great it is to be a guy, but here are more reasons for those who wonder. * Your last name stays put. * The garage is all yours. * Wedding plans take care of themselves. * Chocolate is just another snack. * You can be President. * You can never be pregnant. * You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. * You can wear NO shirt to a water park. * Car mechanics tell you the truth. * The world is your urinal. * You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. * You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. * Same work, more pay. * Wrinkles add character. * Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. * One mood all the time. * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. * You know stuff about tanks. * A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. * You can open all your own jars. * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. * If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. * Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. * Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. * You almost never have strap problems in public. * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. * Everything on your face stays its original color. * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. * You only have to shave your face and neck. * You can play with toys all your life. * Your belly usually hides your big hips. * One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. * You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. * You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Miss Hooters Wisconsin 2007/08 - Krissy Marie Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST She is Krissy Marie and she won the title of Miss Hooters Wisconsin 2007 and 2008 (not sure if it means 2 years or just 1!). She looks amazingly hot sophisticated and I think we should be seeing more of her (hopefully) on magazines like Stuff and Maxim! Check her out list of achievements. *2007 Hooters Calendar *2007 Miss Hawaiian Tropics State *2007 International Hooters Swimsuit Pageant (Miss WI) *2008 International Hooters Swimsuit Pageant (Miss WI) *2007 Miss Dropfest *2008 Miss Dropfest *2008 Hooters Calendar *July Issue of Hooters Magazine *Oct/Nov Issue of Hooters Magazine *2008 Razor Rock Girl *2008 Razor Calendar

Sextuplets! Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Before your dirty mind starts taking over, no, this post is not about sex, but rather the RESULT of it. How about SIX results?? This couple found themselves with 6 babies at one shot or Sextuplets. Talk about efficiency! Check out the size of the mother’s stomach!!

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST AIRLINE WITH AN ATTITUDE - Ridiculously hilariously airline ad spoof. HOW TO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS WORTH KEEPING - Apply your wine appreciation skills! CAREFUL WHEN YOU FART IN YOUR CUBICLE - Funny animation about a guy who farts incessantly in his cubicle.

Charisma Carpenter Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST You might recognize her from Buffy the Vampire Slayer as Cordelia Chase. She is Charisma Carpenter, an American actress born on 23 July 1970. She was once a San Diego Charger cheerleader in the 1990’s. In June 2004, she appeared for the 1st time in full nudity on Playboy magazine, although it was also her last time posing nude as far as I understand.

Cute 3D Art Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Yann Le Coroller is a French digital artist who created a new software called Grape that produces really cool and cute 3D art. What is pretty cool is how his works effectively brings out the 3D-effect of his cartoon characters.

Funny and Profound Chinese Proverbs Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST Ok, these are not actual Chinese proverbs (I checked), so let’s just call them Hollywood stereotyped Chinese proverbs. (Pretty sure you can imagine Mr Miyagi saying one of these to karate kid!) Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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