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| Posted: 08 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST Expressions of love seen around.  |
| Posted: 08 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST Some revealing shots of brides taken on their big day.  |
| Posted: 08 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty, so the world needs YOU after all!  |
| Report Cards of Stupid Students Posted: 08 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST While some sources claim that these are based on real comments given by teachers, I find it hard to believe that teachers will actual say such mean things. Funny, but mean. Anyway, they can also be quite useful for anyone who wishes to tell another person just how stupid they are, but in a wonderfully creative way. 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead  |
| Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Posted: 08 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST Victoria’s Secret must definitely have some of the hottest models in the world. Here are some of them.  |
| Posted: 08 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Some nice art work done using pencil.
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| Posted: 08 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST SWEARING JAR - Swear and you have to drop some cash into the jar. It is supposed to encourage staff to reduce swearing right? Wrong.
CRAZY BRICK BALANCING - No need for wheel-barrows are any heavy machinery, these laborers just need their heads to transport up to 20 bricks and walking across a narrow plank!  |
| Posted: 08 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Fajah Hanna Nicole Lourens or Fajah Lourens is a Dutch actress born on 3 July 1981. Pretty with those curly locks and an excellent bod.
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| Posted: 08 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Some abnormally large creatures, plants and animals that can be cute, weird or even scary. I’m not normally afraid of frogs, but geez! Do you see the size of that sucker?? I would be quite freaked out to see one like that, less alone to carry it!
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| Posted: 08 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, “They don’t serve beer here, you moron!” The German fellow felt embarrassed, however he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face and begins to chuckle. “And what’s so funny?” the New Yorker demands. The German man, still laughing, replies “Oh, nothing really, I just realized how stupid you are. You came here for the food!”  |
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