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Awesome Close-Ups of the Sun Posted: 18 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST The sun (not the earth!) is the center of our solar system. Here are some interesting facts of this quintessential planet to live on earth that we so easily take for granted. Not to mention some really really awesome pictures of it taken from boston.com. Containing more than 99.8% of the total mass of the Solar System, the Sun is by far the largest object in the Solar System. 109 Earths would be required to even fit across the Sun’s disk, and the Sun’s interior could hold over 1.3 million Earths. Within the core of the Sun, the temperature (15,000,000 K) and pressure (340 billion times Earth’s air pressure at sea level) of it is so intense that nuclear reactions actually take place. The Sun’s energy output, produced by these nuclear fusion reactions, is approximately 3.86e33 ergs/second or 386 billion billion megawatts. This energy, released as heat as well as light, takes a million years to reach the surface. The Sun also emits low density streams of particles, also known as the solar wind. These winds blow through the solar system at 450 km/sec and consist mostly of electrons and protons. The Sun consists of the core, photosphere, chromosphere and corona, each with differing temperatures and components. Existing for about 4 and a half billion years, it has burnt up about half of the hydrogen in its core. This leaves the Sun’s life expectancy to 5 billion more years, at which time, the Sun’s elements will “swell” up, swallow Earth, and eventually die off into a small white dwarf.

Woman Photography Posted: 18 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST Found some really nice and cool shots of ladies that is both sexy and professional.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 18 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

Penis Taxation Posted: 18 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2009 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10″- 12″ Luxury Tax……….$30.00 8″- 10″ Pole Tax………….$25.00 5″- 8″ Privilege Tax………$15.00 4″- 5″ Nuisance Tax……….$3.00 Males exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!! Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS FAQ (under construction) - Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?

Cyclepassion Calendar 2009 Posted: 18 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST Did you know that cycling can actually be sexy? I didn’t either. Not until I saw photographer Daniel Geiger’s works on this Cyclepassion Calendar 2009 compiling some of the hottest female cyclists from Germany, USA, Russia, Switzerland and Norway. See? You learn something new everyday.

Urban Scotch-Tape Art Posted: 18 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Some artist decided to create his artwork out of scotch-tape (or sticky tape) and planting them around the city. Very cool indeed.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 18 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST LACEY SCHWIMMER’S HOT MOVES - Lacey Schwimmer is one of the finalist on Dance Season 3. She looks pretty sexy in some of her moves and can definitely shake up the dance-floor! REMI GALLARD SPORTS JOKER - Man of multiple sporting talents, but not in a way you expect. WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN USING A STRETCHING EQUIPMENT - He is really kind to do this so that others won’t make the same mistake.

Nicola Mclean 2009 Calendar Posted: 18 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Nicola Mclean is a British model born on 16 September 1981. Believe it or not, before she became hot, she was actually an army cadet! Can you see her in army uniform, but not in the way you imagine it I’m sure! And it is not hard to guess, she has had breast enhancement surgery from 32C to 32G. She is currently engaged to the lucky fella, Tom Williams, Peterborough United football player. Interesting fact about her: She has failed her driving test a whooping 7 times.

Irony Posted: 18 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Seeing the irony in our everyday lives.

Claiming Inheritance Posted: 18 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her “but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.” Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

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