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| Posted: 05 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST This cliche phrase describes this set of beautifully shot photographs perfectly.  |
| Posted: 05 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST Personally, I feel that tattoos on girls shouldn’t be too excessive. A small intricate design placed at the right spot is more than enough to raise her hotness levels a few notch. But that’s just me. Anyway, here are some nice girls with nice tattoos.  |
| Posted: 05 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in Britain, can u come down the police station and show them it's a mistake?  |
| Why the Chicken Crossed the Road - Influential Leaders Speak Up Posted: 05 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST Why Did Chicken Cross the Road? Let's see what others have to say about the incident…. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image the chicken crossing the road. HANZ BLIX (Head of the United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission) : We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it RALPH NADER (American attorney, author, lecturer, political activist, and an independent candidate for US Presidency): The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV crushed it. PAT BUCHANAN (American political commentator and senior adviser to American presidents Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, and Ronald Reagan): To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. RUSH LIMBAUGH (American radio host and conservative political commentator): I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money…money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road. Why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability. VOLTAIRE: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER (X-Files): You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?  |
| Posted: 05 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST Cute, hot, sexy random girls delivered every Friday without fail. Enjoy these as much as you will the weekend ahead!  |
| Posted: 05 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST To err is human, to laugh divine.  |
| Posted: 05 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST WHAT NOT TO DO/SAY ON A DATE - This guy is a walking dating disaster.
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| Charlize Theron - Sexiest Women Alive? Posted: 05 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST I believe that this hot and talented actress needs no introduction. The films that shot her to fame in the 1990s include ‘The Devil’s Advocate’ and ‘Mighty Joe Young’. She was highly acclaimed for her role in ‘Monster’ as a serial killer, which is a role that I can never imagine her playing. Charlize Theron was also named as the sexiest women alive in 2007 by Esquire Magazine. Charlize can definitely look extremely fabulous in certain roles but I’m not too convinced that she is the ’sexiest women alive’. Do you? Charlize is also very involved in activist movements particularly women’s rights and animal cruelty. She marched for abortion rights and also appeared in a PETA anti-fur campaign ad.
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| Posted: 05 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Humorous candid shots of people caught in mid-air.  |
| Posted: 05 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.” “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.” The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.” Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, “OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.” The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?” The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, another dog is pushing her home.”  |
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