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Do Not Try This At Home! Posted: 17 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST Some people trying to tempt fate captured in pictures.

Very Nice Promotional Chicks Posted: 17 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST These girls help sell stuff like cars and beer. Sex sells in all its glory.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 17 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

Secrets of a Monk Posted: 17 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he’s ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn’t sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk.” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk.” The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. “In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I travelled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is beyond that door.” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is apprehensive to no end. His life’s wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound… But, of course, I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

Good O’ Days of Cindy Crawford Posted: 17 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST So Cindy Crawford’s glory days are over, but it’s always nice to relive those nice memories occasionally. She is perhaps one of the most popular models, if not the most popular, of her time. She was born on 20 February 1966 (which makes her 42 now!) and apparently lives in Malibu, California now. We have even added 1 picture so you know how she looks now! And here’s the money shot! Check out her 6-pack!!

Crazily Modded Car Posted: 17 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST This WAS a Nissan Maxima. WAS. The owner, a Kuwaiti decided that his car was too boring and so he decided to some modding of his ride. He thought that the BMW 7 series front and hood looked pretty cool while the Lamborghini swiveling doors cannot be omitted as well. The bumper of the BMW M3 was just too good to be missed and the rear wing of a Toyota Supra would be perfect. Thus, he decided to combine all of that together, and you get this monster freak ride that looks like an Autobot is ready to emerge from within. Roll out!

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 17 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST FUNNY BLOOPERS - Collection of some of the funniest live bloopers seen around. My vote goes to the bird crapping on the reporter. NUT SHOT PRANK - This proves without a doubt that it hurts to have a plank whacking your nuts. FUNNY YOGA - The Yoga sure wasn’t expecting her cat to want to get in on the action!

Emi Kobayashi Posted: 17 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Like most Japanese Gravure idols, this curvaceous model, Emi Kobayashi has been in thousands of Japanese boys’ fantasies. She was born on the very 1st day of the year, i.e. 1 Jan of 1983. As a freshman in university, she was in the swimming club (which likely led her to be discovered?) and graduated with a Management degree subsequently.

Fun Hot-Air Balloons Posted: 17 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST Some really cool and funky hot-air balloon designs seen in various hot-air balloon festivals and gatherings around the world.

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