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| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 06:30 AM CST Some game titles probably needs to be rewritten to better describe them!  |
| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 06:20 AM CST Sexy girls just as they are for your viewing pleasure. Have a great weekend and Christmas is almost here!
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| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 06:10 AM CST To all who say that ‘Money Can’t Buy Happiness’, I will prove you wrong if you give me the chance.  |
| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 06:00 AM CST 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 p.m. Friday’s rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On the 105 or 110, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered “Wussy.” 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. L A has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, in Malibu, SUV-driving, cellphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It’s another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of L A and Orange counties. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day’s driving a bit more exciting. 8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks,dogs, cats, barrels, cones, celebs, rubber-neckers, shredded tires,cell-phoners, deer and other road kill, and the coyotes feeding on any of these items. 9. Mapquest does not work here — none of the roads are where they say they are or go where they say they do and all the freeway off and on ramps are moved each night. 10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, drive alongside them and signal frantically to them that they had accidentally turned on their signal lights. This is to prevent confusing other LA drivers who have never seen those lights before. 11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be “flipped off” accordingly. If you return the flip, you’ll be shot. 12. Do not try to estimate travel time — just leave Monday afternoon for Tuesday appointments, by noon Thursday for Friday and right after church on Sunday for anything on Monday morning.  |
| Hot Girls Steamy Making Out Sessions Posted: 19 Dec 2008 05:50 AM CST Super sexy and hot chicks in heavy making out sessions. Steamy!  |
| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 05:40 AM CST Ah, there is nothing like a fragrant cup of fresh coffee in the morning! How about some quirky coffee mugs to enjoy your cup of fresh brew everyday?  |
| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 05:30 AM CST SUPER HOT CHICK STRIPS FOR AIRPORT CUSTOMS - When will I ever get the chance to see this at the airport??
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| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 05:20 AM CST Maria Sharapova needs no introduction. She has been pretty quiet over past few months as she is down with a torn rotator cuff and has taken the rest of the year off. Anyway, though there are few pictures here, but they are simply beautiful.  |
| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 05:10 AM CST Still no ideas on what to get your special someone this Christmas, here are some suggestions…
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| Posted: 19 Dec 2008 05:00 AM CST Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice. Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief of staff about the cook, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse till finally he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end and this made him feel even worse. By now he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in, he realised to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s office with his trousers around his knees. As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard her president whisper in a barely audible voice, “sack my cook”. And the rest as they say, is history.  |
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