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| Posted: 21 Apr 2009 07:15 AM CDT Tuesday can feel like a long slow day. It can feel even longer if you do something so stupid and have to try and explain what happened. What is this guy going to say? Officer I never saw the light it just jumped out at me! Officer the directions said go through the light and make a left and that i what i was trying to do! Officer I wasn’t sure what side of the road I should be on so I decided to stick to the middle! If he wants to get out of the ticket…Officer my wife was driving!
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| Posted: 21 Apr 2009 07:00 AM CDT Caprice Bourret is a 37 year old American born lingerie model, actress, and business woman. Though born in the States, most of her career has been on the UK where she is known simply as Caprice. She became famous in the UK after becoming the body for Wonderbra which led to numerous magazine spreads and a nude spread for Playboy in March 2000.
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| Posted: 21 Apr 2009 06:45 AM CDT Now this is a talent
Too fat for a camel < Don’t judge to quickly Click here to view the embedded video. |
| Posted: 21 Apr 2009 06:30 AM CDT A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.” The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.” The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.” The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.” |
| Posted: 20 Apr 2009 12:31 PM CDT
Girls of the ACC are dying to get into Playboy [Busted Coverage] Miss USA 2009 is lucky she looks hot in a bikini [Next Round] Brooke Hogan busts out the huge boobs in her skimpy bikini [Celebridiot] Jessica Biel finally gets topless in her new movie [Don Chavez] Sexy girls of Wruth 2009 Calendar [Cameltap] Hometown Hottie Ashley Gellar [NS4W] MILF Monday Isla Fisher [Holy Taco] Elita Loftbad is oh so good to look at [Uncoached] USC Song Girls get their bikinis on for you to enjoy [Busted Coverage] College Hottie Finals!! [College Humor] 7 Sexiest Celebrity Stoners [COED] Britney Spears shows off the big boobs in her bikini [The Grumpiest] |
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